The obnoxious infomercial guy; Billy Mays
Now before I start I want to make it clear that I do know that I can record television shows and fast forward through the commercials or I can get up and do something else during a commercial. I just wanted to get that out of the way because I know that would be the first comment.What the fuck is the deal with Billy Mays, the guy with the black beard that does all these home product infomercials, probably the most well known being an ad for OxyClean? The fucking guy yells the entire time and if you think he's bad on a 30-second television commercial you need to check out one of the 10-minute infomercials. Seriously, I can't believe anyone buys any of that shit after listening to this guy for a few seconds.
I'm guessing that some advertising agency did a study and found that when you yell at people they tend to listen better because it's the same with radio car dealer ads. There's always some guy actually screaming at you on the radio and I bet if you could see him his face would be turning red. The first thing I do is turn it off but apparently most people don't or they'd stop doing it.
Rating:3.00
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1Billy Mays should get an OxiClean enema. There's also that stupid Shiwala guy, with his fucked up hair. If they were both attacked by rabid badgers my eardrums would rejoice.
Posted 5 months ago | Report -
2he is no where near as insufferable as that guy who is always talking about seeing that his daughter takes big shits
Posted 5 months ago | Report -
3^ I must have missed that one. Is there a cup involved by any chance?
Posted 5 months ago | Report -
4I hate that fucker so much to!!! Can't stand him!
I wish he would die!
Posted 4 months ago | Report -
5'Billy Mays' is terrible!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I like the product, I have to be honest, If on dime of mine is going toward his 'Paycheck' I am done using the product! He probaly never washed cloth's in his life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted 3 months ago | Report -
6Ihave said it before "I CAN NOT STAND "BILLY MAYS"I would rather try stopping my cloths with a "ROCK" Then take that looking Alcoholic, Screaming like a ozzing hemmeroid, voice, wanna be something I can not understand voice, and go to 'HELL' I can "NOT" stand him! If and When I want to buy 'OXY CLEAN" I can assure you , it is not because of him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted 3 months ago | Report -
7'Billy Mays' GET A Life!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted 3 months ago | Report -
8Billy Mays is SO irritating! Why in hades would anyone buy something from him? I have to turn my TV down 50 percent when he come on, just so it sounds like an ordinary human yell. Billy is some sort of freak, able to yell decibels above anything man has ever known. The Army should recruit him to go and yell at the bad guys, they would give up within five minutes! I say boycott anything he sells, until they find someone who can just give us the product talk, like most everyone else does. Just like no smoking signs, we need no Billy Mays signs too.
Posted 3 months ago | Report -
9That guy is the most obnoxious asshole on TV and the #1 reason why TV remotes have a mute button. I wouldn't buy anything he hawks on principle.
Posted 2 months ago | Report -
10If my cable provider charged a fee for filtering out Billy Mays I'd gladly pay extra for it.
Posted 2 months ago | Report -
11I am boycotting anything Billy Mays sells!!! He should not even be allowed on cable.... And we are paying to see his face on our TV!!!! Anyone screaming like that turns me off, car salesman, furniture salesman, etc. I will not buy from them, I will go without!!! Ole Billy must be selling the stuff or these ripoff companies would not be hiring him!! Shameful what sales has become!!!!
Posted 2 months ago | Report -
12Oh, I am referring to the posted comment about the weird guy pushing "Colon Cleansing". Oh, he is so creepy. He's the one who monitors his kids poop. He's on a late night informocial....... He is really scarey. You must catch watching this one, he should be arrested!!!! I don't think the crap (no pun intended)he's trying to sell is even legal??? Look up "Colon Cleasing" on the internet & it will show you what he he trying to scare the public into!!! Get he & Billy Mays off the air quick!!!!!!
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13According to "Wikipedia," Frank Ahrens, a writer for the "Washington Post," described this clown as "amped up like a candidate for a tranquilizer-gun takedown." But it also indicated he built a $2. 1-million home in the Tampa area in 2005. If you can achieve this kind of success doing what this guy does, and also factor in the many, many complaints about the quality, outlandish extra charges, faulty billing, lack of customer service, etc. -- on just about everything this bastard hawks --- it makes you believe that maybe the end time IS actually coming. At least the weird nerd who revels in viewing the volume his young daughter's poop in amusing.
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14You all know his name and what he sells. He wins!
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15I'm sure if he was a woman with big jiggly whoppers screaming twice as loud and three times as obnixious you'd all be too chicken sht to even look at the keyboard.
Posted 1 month ago | Report