God Damn Fiber
My fucking doctor told me I need more Fiber in my diet. So I went to the grocery store last night and bought some Fiber One bars and ate one for breakfast this morning around 10:00AM. Well come Noon I shit my brains out and my ass started to bleed. I am going to go back to the Doctor's office and his right on the floor and tell him to go fuck himself! Fuckin' Doctors think they know everything well fuck 'em! and fuck FIBER!!!!!!!!!Rating:4.00
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i'm so sorry ur shit hole is fucked up. Hemorroids are the worst. Time for the Preparation H
Posted 10 months ago | Report
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You've got something else going on. Fiber doesn't suddenly go to work in just 2 hours. And Fiber One sucks anyway, try some raisin bran or just whole wheat bread for a while.
Posted 10 months ago | Report
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Fiber One cereal works good but I don't know of any fiber product that would have a laxative effect.
Posted 10 months ago | Report
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Fiber just makes you fart because your large intestine doesn't have the enzymes to break it down. Don't think it made your ass bleed though dude.
Posted 10 months ago | Report
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The fucking toilet paper made my ass bleed because of all the shitting!!!!!
Posted 10 months ago | Report
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Maybe you shouldn't be attacking your ass so aggressively after you shit!!
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Use the soft toilet paper and a newspaper, I do every day around 1100 and 600, my asshole doesn't bleed and you should probably lay off the gay anal sex, fiber is a friend
Posted 10 months ago | Report
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...Or you just had your first period, congrads
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i love pooping
Posted 7 months ago | Report
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It was not a period i havnt started those! it was just a bleedy bumhole!!
Posted 5 months ago | Report
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i'm so sorry ur shit hole is fucked up. Hemorroids are the worst. Time for the Preparation HPosted 10 months ago | Report
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You've got something else going on. Fiber doesn't suddenly go to work in just 2 hours. And Fiber One sucks anyway, try some raisin bran or just whole wheat bread for a while.Posted 10 months ago | Report
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Fiber One cereal works good but I don't know of any fiber product that would have a laxative effect.Posted 10 months ago | Report
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Fiber just makes you fart because your large intestine doesn't have the enzymes to break it down. Don't think it made your ass bleed though dude.Posted 10 months ago | Report
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The fucking toilet paper made my ass bleed because of all the shitting!!!!!Posted 10 months ago | Report
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Maybe you shouldn't be attacking your ass so aggressively after you shit!!Posted 10 months ago | Report
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Use the soft toilet paper and a newspaper, I do every day around 1100 and 600, my asshole doesn't bleed and you should probably lay off the gay anal sex, fiber is a friendPosted 10 months ago | Report
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...Or you just had your first period, congradsPosted 10 months ago | Report
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i love poopingPosted 7 months ago | Report
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It was not a period i havnt started those! it was just a bleedy bumhole!!Posted 5 months ago | Report
