I'm Not Nearly As Cool As You Think You Are

Seriously, you think you're pretty cool. I mean holy shit look at this long list of cool things: you are in a southasian fraternity, you drive a pre-owned acura your father paid for, you smoke hookah, you have house-parties where the majority of girls are ugly, and you work out! You have friends who are as self-obsessed and shallow as you. Man, no wonder you think you're so much better than me...

I'm not going to lie though, you bake brownies very well.

Either way, I'm glad as shit I'm not your roommate next semester. Also fuck the horse you rode in on you dipshit.




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