Sick of internet porn
Man, I'm so fucking sick of internet porn. Every single fucking fantasy I ever had has now been played out by some drugged up kids in California or Prague and it never looks half as cool as the way I thought it would. Shock value is gone and it's just fucking boring now. So, what, I'm supposed to go try new stuff? Fuck that! I hate the very thought of tranny sex, pee, poop, fisting, animals, the elderly, dual front airbags, cleveland steamers, chili dogs, dirty sanchez, clean sanchez, and all the other crap (figuratively and literally) that people watch and perform. I'm giving up on internet porn and soft porn, teen porn and milf porn, cheerleaders and lingerie models, and all the other tired cliches that get beaten to death. Enough is enough. I don't want to see goatse anymore and I don't want to see chicks with dicks. I don't want gay porn or straight porn or anything where I have to squint to tell who's who. I'm fed up, I'm telling you and there's not a woman out there that can raise my blood pressure any longer. No photographer or videographer can hit an angle or a frame a mood in any way shape or form that could make me appreciate the effort that went into it. I thought clown porn would never be done and now they have midget clown porn. I thought donkey sex was limited to Tijuana and now they have double anal donkey sex with a creampie. Enough already. It's boring and I'm fed up and all I really want is to just acknowledge some physical need to eject some of this goo without having to rely on some perverts idea of what makes for quality adult entertainment. It was a little surprising while it lasted but now that we all know that we all watched and we all whacked, can we all agree that it's time to move on? I shouldn't have to feel guilty every time I see a fucking Kleenex box. I shouldn't have to worry about a black light over my fucking keyboard, showing off my shiny DNA. I shouldn't have to go from full attention to a semi during real sex simply because I remember something disgusting that was thrown into a cheezy online porn vid. Speculums? Who thought that was a good idea? Bukkakke?? Really? Didn't we all agree 8 is enough?I'm through with it all. Fuck internet porn. That industry's entire creative process needs an enema.
Rating:5.00
Comments
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1Why don't you just stop watching it you fool?
Posted 7 months ago | Report -
2bukkakke is the greatest thing ever. can you imagine getting to stand shoulder to shoulder with a bunch of other dudes jacking off
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3Sich of walls of text.
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4Commenter #1 was right and this is just dumb. It sounds like you're addicted to porn and couldn't get it up without it and now that you've seen it all, you've got a problem.
Posted 7 months ago | Report -
5another victim of BME pain olympics and two girls one cup LMAO !!
You shouldn't have watched, you've been warned.
Posted 7 months ago | Report -
6Sorry, but i've seen thousands of juicy boobs and booties over the past ten years, millions of very hot babes, a huge amount of porn videos and jerked off to it a million times, still gets me hard as a rock.
Posted 7 months ago | Report -
7PERHAPS YOU ARE TURNING GAY?
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8porn is lame. go out and fuck a real person.
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9I'd just like to mention that poster 7 made me almost piss myself. Thank you very much.
Posted 6 months ago | Report -
10stop watching porn then
real women are much more fun.
Posted 6 months ago | Report -
11Life is about people. It's about connections. It's not about cocks, and ass, and tits. And butthole pleasures. It's not about these rusty trombones, and these dirty sanchez. And these cincinatti bowties, and these pussy juice cocktail, and these shit stained balls.
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12Man, life is all about the shit stained balls. Where've you been!
Posted 5 months ago | Report -
13Sounds like you're numb to it all. Good luck with that
Posted 5 months ago | Report -
14Nice try but we have all ready established youtube is the root of all evil. I know what you're saying though, what ever happened to erotica?
Posted 5 months ago | Report