Fake Meat
I hate when vegans constantly get in my face while i'm eating my chicken sandwich; where the fuck do they come from? One idiot, (not that I have anything against vegans; unless they interrupt my chicken sando of coarse), tries to convince me to eat this soy based product dressed to taste like meat; in this case, chicken. First of all, vegans like the taste of animal flesh, but don't want to commit murder. What thought came first? Secondly, the chef who developed this recipe obviously had to know what chicken tasted like. And how did he do that? Sacrificing the life of one noble chicken. ONE is all it takes, on both sides of the party.
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1For every animal they don't eat, I'm going to eat three.
Posted 5 months ago | Report -
2Eat gator. It tastes like chicken and no one will miss it.
Posted 5 months ago | Report -
3vegetarians should just piss off and fucking eat meat. most of the meat sold died from natural causes so there was no other option for the fucking animal. and vegans....well short and sweet...go fuck your self
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4Don't fuck vegans!
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5I will :)
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6@3 - ummm... say what? I guess if you call being killed in a slaughter house natural causes and you're right, there was no other option. It's not like the cows and chickens can escape or anything.
Posted 5 months ago | Report -
7All of those animals are BRED for exactly that reason. They wouldnt exist if they werent going to be eaten. Stop being a little dickhead and eat a fucking burger.
Posted 5 months ago | Report -
8vegans are inbred assholes who need a label 'cause they're nobodies living in a world of other labeled assholes
Posted 4 months ago | Report -
9Dude number 3? Why the hell would you think they died or natural causes? How would enough animals die to feed people naturally
Posted 3 months ago | Report -
10maybe some vegans just don't want to eat meat because the idea makes them feel ill?
i would happily slaughter a chicken, i just don't really want to eat it afterwards. as i wouldn't want to eat a worm sandwich if i was offered one.
as for "natural causes", big load of crap. animals don't drop dead for no reason, unless they're aged or diseased enough to do so. maybe there's some niche market for natural causes meat, but it's certainly not widely available.
also, have some respect for animals. humans have neatly edited the way things go by having a monopoly on the food chain. at least give animals a decent life if you're going to kill them for meat. or even eat them after they've died of "natural causes"
Posted 2 months ago | Report -
11i wonder who owns Morning Star brand veggie foods?
why eat fake bacon? if you dont want the real thing cause of your love for animals rights why eat the fake version? its still the same idea of a dead pig in your mouth.
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12OP - really, eh? That was a great (and funny) rant!
I've thought it ironic that vegans ignore the past research done on plants (any plants) where there are measureable electromagnetic and kirlian reactions to being ripped outa the ground or plucked.
Well... Just a thought...
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