Slow shitty internet
god damn, im trying to do shit on my slow ass satellite internet and 1) it takes 14 weeks to load the next fuckin web page and 2) theres one little bitch-ass cloud in the sky and the whole world wide fucking web blows up and i have to wait 40 years for the cloud to move!I hope the fuckin satellite gets shot down out of the sky like a little bitch then a big crowd of horny prisoners come and cornhole the little piece of shit until it learns to cornhole itself
Rating:5.00
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1Is cable or DSL not available in your area?
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2Hahaha, this rant is why I love ventibate. Short, but really, really sweet.
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3Funny fucking vent. I feel ya though.
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4Damn, that sucks. Try cable. Of course, then you just get the damn lines knocked down all the time. You're fucked either way really.
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5i dont mind slower internet gives me time to make a sandwhich
i like sandwiches
Posted 2 months ago | Report