My ass hurts

I've been working all day on an essay that's due tomorrow. Needless to say I'm fucking sick of it, so I went out to get some Mcdonald's dinner and immediately proceeded to shit out my organs. So I've been done shitting for about 35 minutes now but I'm still on the bowl because when i get up I'm gonna have to get back to work. My ass is getting really sore. There's a red indent on my anus and my right leg is going numb. This is as much a statement on the motivation of todays youth as it is of the faulty unergonomic design of the toilet seat. Mostly though, it's just a statement about my ass. And how much it hurts.

Rating:5.00

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1
Gotta watch out for Mickey Dees!

Posted 5 months ago | Report
2
So, you are on the toilet with your laptop?

Posted 5 months ago | Report
3
This region of the human anatomy seems to have become a mainstay topic on Ventibate.

Posted 5 months ago | Report
4
what did you eat at mcdonalds?

Posted 5 months ago | Report
5
You need one of these. www.wayodd.com

Posted 5 months ago | Report
6
why did you eat mc puke in the first place? there ARE other places...

Posted 5 months ago | Report
7
mmmmmm mcdonalds

Posted 4 months ago | Report
8
XDDD omfg ud better work tho! lol lurve the pic #5 ^[]^

Posted 4 months ago | Report
9
i want 1

Posted 4 months ago | Report
10
Ouch.

Posted 4 months ago | Report
11
... Laptop while on the toilet?

Posted 3 months ago | Report
12
www.pontitos.cn

Posted 1 week ago | Report

My ass hurts

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