Hey butt fister (best superhero name ever) good luck a that. Would you like a chocolate covered pretzel? about 2 hours ago from mobile

i don't like kids OK?? about 10 hours ago from web

I can't quite fit my fist in my butt. So close! about 10 hours ago from web

I hope you reply to that MSG telling me that it was I that gave you a boner about 12 hours ago from mobile

i should probably be an ip somewhere. about 13 hours ago from mobile

I need a lot of HELP. about 14 hours ago from web

party or theFactore. what to do what to do. about 16 hours ago from mobile

Herpes. Thats whats bothering me, and I won't stop till you all have it. about 20 hours ago from web

If my boss would stop whispering about people and confront them with problems maybe shit would actually get done around here! about 23 hours ago from web

Put down the cell phone and the coffee and DRIVE, bitch. about 1 day ago from web

I wish we could do this more;where we all chill out, smoke, skate, and barely do anythin but walk away saying that that was the best dayever about 1 day ago from mobile

I wanted to have a chain of quick rants and someone interrupted me!!!!!! FUCK! about 2 days ago from web

I like someone who I can't have. about 2 days ago from web

My teacher talks about his emotional life in school. about 2 days ago from web

My vocal teacher can't sing.... about 2 days ago from web

My best friend is being a total jerk, I think I have to break away from her.... about 2 days ago from web

I hate that people are so fucking stupid. about 2 days ago from web

I'm do fucking sick of people. about 2 days ago from web

I want to be with you! You and only you! about 2 days ago from mobile

The fact that my bitch of an ex won't stop ####### with my head. about 2 days ago from web

I'm sick of FARK, some of the stories are funny but the commenters are all the same bunch of adolescent trolls and LOLCAT-addicted virgins. about 2 days ago from web

I wish I could get my ex out of my ####### head. She is not worth loseing my mind over and is a complete #### up. about 3 days ago from web

i wish i could tell my professors to fuck off and give me As, fuck finals about 3 days ago from web

Damn. I didn't realize I wasn't signed in and now I have to wait for my vent to appear. about 3 days ago from web