15 comments so far

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  Stupid.
  
  The commander of any vessel is colloquially called the captain. And some of them have achieved the rank of Captain.
  
  It is better to keep silent and be thought a fool, than open one's mouth and remove all doubt.
  
  Posted 42 days ago from web | Report
  
• 2
  Enter "define: pilot" into Google. You'll be shocked!
  
  Check out captain as well and tell me which is more fitting for an airplane.
  
  Who's the fool now?
  
  Posted 42 days ago from web | Report
  
• 3
  You are, OP! Do you believe everything you read online? If so, then you prove my point!
  
  Posted 41 days ago from mobile | Report
  
• 4
  I always thought he was the drunk guy at the front.
  
  Posted 41 days ago from web | Report
  
• 5
  No, I believe what I read in the fucking dictionary, fucktard number 3.
  
  Ships have captains. Planes have pilots.
  
  Posted 41 days ago from web | Report
  
• 6
  ^ And airlines have ranks for their pilots. Including "Captain".
  
  You really should get out more, #5, and stop being such a douche mired in stupidity.
  
  Posted 41 days ago from web | Report
  
• 7
  Yeah a RANK. But he's still a pilot. You said it yourself.
  
  Posted 40 days ago from web | Report
  
• 8
  About getting out more, you're the one arguing on the Internet over a definition that a kindergartener knows.
  
  Posted 40 days ago from web | Report
  
• 9
  ^ Where did you find the time in your busy schedule to be able to point that out?
  
  Posted 40 days ago from web | Report
  
• 10
  #4 has the most accurate definition anyway
  
  Posted 40 days ago from web | Report
  
• 11
  9: A kindergartener knows that a pilot flies a plane. You don't.
  
  Posted 40 days ago from web | Report
  
• 12
  Pi·lot (p©©l©t) noun
  
  1.
  
  1. Archaic helmsman
  
  2. a person licensed to direct ships into or out of a harbor or through difficult waters
  
  2. a person qualified to operate the controls of an aircraft or spacecraft
  
  3. a guide; leader
  
  4. a device that guides the action of a machine or machine part
  
  5. © a metal frame on the front of a locomotive, to remove obstructions from the track
  
  6.
  
  1. pilot light (sense )
  
  2. pilot film
  
  cap·tain (kap©t©n) noun
  
  1.
  
  1. a chief or leader captains of industry
  
  2. an important military leader
  
  2. the head of a group or division; specif.,
  
  1. U. S. Mil. an officer ranking above a first lieutenant and below a major
  
  2. U. S. Navy an officer ranking above a commander and below a commodore
  
  3. the person in command of a ship
  
  **** 4. the pilot of an airplane ******
  
  5. the spokesman for a team in certain sports
  
  6. © a precinct commander in a police or fire department
  
  7. © a district leader of a political party
  
  8. © headwaiter
  
  9. © bell captain
  
  You all are fucking stupid!
  
  Posted 40 days ago from web | Report
  
• 13
  "the P-I-L-O-T of an airplane"
  
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  Pilot was the original word. Idiots have simply changed the meaning over the years.
  
  Posted 39 days ago from web | Report
  
• 14
  Durka DUR! I fly a plane dur hur. They call me CAPitAN
  
  Get a fucking life.
  
  Posted 39 days ago from web | Report
  
• 15
  Captain America sounds better than Pilot America
  
  Posted 35 days ago from web | Report