What turns me on

Generally, I consider myself a pretty normal guy, but lately, weird things have been turning me on. I wanna fuck a midget. I dont really know why. I dont think midgets are sexy, but I cant get the idea of nailing a midget out of my mind. I wonder if her vagina is small to, or if it goes into her body disproportionately deep. I wanna nail a woman who has dyed her hair blond, but forgot to get her eyebrows. I dont know why, she looks refuckingdiculous with blond hair and brown eyebrows. But it just doesnt matter. I wanna nail an old chick. Not like a MILF, but like an empty nestor, or maybe a widow. Like a 60 woman who hasnt had any in 5 years. I want her. I have considered buying a crackwhore. Just a 5-10 dollar crackwhore. I just wanna get the cheapest one I can find and see how much I can demean her for an incredibly small amount of money.

These thoughts and more have only recently crept into my head, and my girlfreind would kill me if she knew. Does it make me a bad person?

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don't drive yourself nuts. just realize that you're not quite ready for the steady life. break up with your girlfriend, do as you wish, and eventually you will have a better understanding of what you want, and without worrying about it. it's the people that hold back and don't do what they want and don't express themselves that become jeffrey dalmers.

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15: Yes, I'm guessing it would be a bit smaller than that of a normal-sized woman. I'm not much of an expert on these things. . .

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would it be like a kids vagina?

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Shit I'll fuck a midget too. Why not?
And I agree. Girls that dye their hair blonde and then have the brown eyebrows look stooped as fuck.

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Humans and most other primates, naturally are interested in different and out of the normal experiences. it is hard wired into us. Out of the usual- sex notions are no exception. The part ya gotta watch out for is going overboard acting out shit so as to fuck up your life for good (or should I say bad). Dream away my freind, but do not let it run your life. Hell what gets me off is visualizing my wife blowing another guy while I doink her from behind

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midgets should be pets

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if a midget could lasso a fat person, they should be allowed to ride them around like a horse for a week

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old chicks are not getting much love in the pole

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24
hahahaha poll

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you are sick, sorry for your girlfriend.

go to therapy cause that is just sad: " I just wanna get the cheapest one I can find and see how much I can demean her for an incredibly small amount of money.

" that type of fantasy normally goes hand in hand with deep need to be humiliated, you just reverse the roles, but the root is: You hate youself.

Posted 3 months ago | Report
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www.i-slanda.com

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