Yes it was nice but
You are in fact, fat. I know I told you otherwise when asked last night but I lied.No, I do not really like your voice. I also lied about that.
Yes you are pretty and your portfoloio photos were hot. I don't know how many pounds ago that was though.
The sex was really good and that kind of suprised me. Normally, when I'm really into it I stay hard after coming the first time and sometimes a second and third climax before I go down for a while. It was good enough to still be hard after the first but then I thought about your bod and decided once was enough.
The silver lining here is your group of friends, they are so hot. I played my role like a ninja and can tell they loved me. I'm going to bed at least two of them before the rest find out.
Rating:1.00
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1you seem like a bastard.
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2she can do SO much better than you, mate.
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3So basically you were so desperate to get laid that you fucked a fat chick and now you need to vent about it to feel better. Next time, why don't you avoid lowering your standards so you don't feel guilty in the morning?
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4Well, good luck with that. Other people lie sometimes too, you know. Like whether they have an STD.
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5agree with all ^ ^ ^
no sympathy, man. you fuck her and now you want to screw her best friends.
in the words of #1: "you seem like a bastard"
hell ya
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6Karma is a bitch. She has plans to pay you a visit, I'm sure.
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7Scum
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8your kind are the reason lesbians exist
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9I nailed a fat chick once, but it wasnt my fault because I didnt mean to. I really liked her roomate so I did her about a week later. The fat girl came downstairs in the morning and i was watching sportcenter and eating cereal on the couch. She asked me if I had been there all night and if i had stayed with her roomate. I said yes. That is all, no explanation, no excuse, just yes. She just turned around and went back upstairs. Her roomate flunked out of school, and i remained friends witht the fat girl, and still got a few pokes every now and then. That is the secret. Just be honest. They can deal with it or not, but they will respect it
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10To above ^^ and the original post: Glad to see your parents raised you well enough to tell the difference between "fat chicks" and humans.
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11give them fat girls the lovin' hahaha.
you know they need it.
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12OP, 9, 11. you're all shitheads.
probably why people fuck you - to give them shitheads the lovin'. we know they need it.
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13Wow, Just wow, at the insensitivity shown here.
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14insensitivity to the OP or the girl? cos i def don't mind the insensitivity to the OP.
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15I bet OP is fat too ahahaha
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