Volkswagens suck
i'm sick and tired of all these fags and their gay VW's!!! wake up u dumb fucks it's not an AUDI!! IT's NOT A NICE CAR!! if i see another tool in a jetta with a AUDI grille on the front that he bought off ebay i'm going to take a bat to his windshield!!! just face it u are too cheap or poor to spring for the AUDI and U SUCK so go kill yourself YOUR CAR SUX VW SUX it's fuckin volkswagen for fucks sake! VOLKS WAGEN as in the company that makes the bug!! lol
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be serious guys... lets say u meet a girl (assuming u are done being enthusiastic about your VW for 5 minutes and get interested in pussy) and u really hit it off with her and now u are taking her home after the date, maybe u got laid or maybe some head hopefully and hopefully u have a huge penis because i doubt shes gonna say to her roomate "OMG HE HAS SUCH A NICE CAR TOO ITS A JETTA ITS PIMPTASTIC ITS JUST LIKE THE 1 MY MOM DRIVES IT GETS GREAT MPG OMG IM SO WET" and all u "humble bugs" out there don't start flaming me with your bullshit about how u don't need a nice car for status or whatever to impress people because thats just faggotry.... all girls like nice cars that's the way it is and a jetta (lol) not really a pussy mobile but hey if u like having sex with cars and u are attracted to VW's then by all means do it... i can respect that :)
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the link didnt work and weeding through all those threads is giving me a headache im gonna just go pass out ... thanx anyways Mr admin
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to #76, My best friend is a girl and she loves her GTI VR6 more than anything... And yes, she has sex with it. Like actually. Short-shifter penetration. lol. But she is fucking gorgeous and would never date someone who doesn't drive a VW. She's Asian but wouldn't dare go near a Japanese plastic...
YES, SHE IS A VOLKSWAGEN ENTHUSIAST. And a hot one, at that!
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... And it has a badgeless grille... Euro-steez.
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Sorry about that, I left out forums.
forums dot vwvortex dot com/zerothread? id=3848087
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ah well i got the link to work but i'm disapointed nobody said anything lol..... they are all on their ineternet "maturity mules" lolz.... "y comment to lower yourself to their lvl blah blah" i kno this vent cut them deep i can feeeeel it.... what really made me smile was one guys sig said "VW: The Heartbeat Of Germany" lol i see now what VW owners are... just as i expected.... faggy neo nazi german fanboys who are too poor to buy the BMW and that love to shit on eachothers faces and to copulate in general
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And to number 76# dont even get me started on u... U damn loser.... "my best friend who is a hot asian blah blah " lol shes u best friend u fag meaning u aint gonna be getting any!!! ahaha enjoy the friends ladder my pathetic vw driving pal... I bet she would give it up if u had a pimped out infiniti bwuahaahahah
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82: Actually, I was the one who made the posting on VW Vortex. I'm hardly faggy, neo-Nazi, nor am I too poor to buy a BMW. Ignorant bastards like you just kill me. Seriously.
Did this vent cut us VW enthusiasts "deep" as you've put it? Hardly. We know we have good cars. I, like many of the others here, can hardly give two shits about the fact that you supposedly drive a G35. I thought about buying one a while back and guess what? I felt it was a piece of shit and nowhere as well built as my VW. The interior is not as nice as many other German cars, the transmission is ratty, and the V6 isn't that strong. Whatever. You can bash on our Volkswagens all you want... and we still won't give a shit.
As someone earlier pointed out, VW drivers are a close knit group and have respect for one another; I've yet to see the same from a Nissan group. Well, unless you're 18-21, have mommy and daddy pay for your car, and like Fast and the Furious. No matter. We don't take your comments seriously nor do we take your car seriously, either.
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Admin: I'm surprised you found the thread. You a VW fan or just out perusing the web for stuff related to this?
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#84 i KNOW i cut u deep not only because u took the time to post this on another board but also because u just wrote A BOOK to me claiming u dont care.... face it i know u are probably crying right now kicking yourself for not buying the G35...... thinking of all the pussy u missed.. lolz.... and u being a so called "enthusiast" then please tell me why a 3. 5L V6 that produces 306 ponies WITHOUT A TURBO is not strong? and going 0-60 in under 6 seconds is not impressive..... and as for your comments about the interior.... i dont get it because i have nice sand leather with gorgeous wood trim no plastic at all not even on the shifter WHICH is wrapped in leather and lined with wood down the middle. face it... you are an ignorant nazi german fanboy who follows the crowd "ZE GERMEN ENGINEEERING IZ ZE HIGH KWALITY" "THE JAPZ MAKE CHEEP SHITZ LIKE HONDAZ THEY IZ ALL PLAZTIKS" not the case infiniti is a PREMIUM brand and VW IS NOT and nobody in their right mind would choose VW over infiniti bottom line. despite all the lemon reports u DUB heads will never learn
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#85: I review our traffic stats on a regular basis.
As for whether I'm a VW fan or not, I find it best to remain objective in this job. Think of me as Switzerland. ;)
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You make me laugh. The whole thing about your opinion is that it's only an OPINION which, not surprisingly are just like assholes: everyone has one and they all smell like shit. You didn't cut mer "deep" at all; merely, I found it interesting to see how misinformed some people are.
Since you want to attack me personally now and assume that I've missed all kinds of ass because I didn't buy an Infiniti, let me set you straight..
At the time I bought my VW, I didn't have the job I have now; thus, I couldn't afford an Infiniti (not that I wanted one) or a BMW. Necessity overrules living beyond your means.
If you have to rely on your car to pull girls, that's pretty weak and shows that you have no game whatsoever. I've gotten PLENTY of ass with the VW I drive. I met my fiancee with this car, and I get all the pussy I want. Whenever. Oh yeah.. and she drives a BMW.
Your car has leather and some woodgrain dash trim. So? The G35 I drove (an '05) wasn't that nice. The leathert wasn't that high quality when compared to other manufacturers, the woodgrain wasn't in the car I drove, and the motor hasn't always produced the 306 HP you speak of. That's a recent development. The transmission is still thrashy nomatter what you say. Let me clue you in on something else.. your motor is producing less than 90 HP/Liter. How is that really that impressive when the S2000 makes 120HP/L from a four cylinder?
Face it: you're driving around in a rebadged Nissan. Infiniti is hardly a "premium" brand such as you've said. I'm fine in my skin for driving a VW. Perhaps you're the one kicking yourself for not having the scratch to drive a true premium brand like a BMW or Mercedes.
Finally, insinuating that I'm a neo-Nazi German fanboy because I happen to like my car shows just how stupid you really are. Name calling is for children. Leave it that way.
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Well if vw lovers are neo nazi german fan boys, what are nissan lovers? asian fetish porn loving bad drivers good at math? OP you're a homo, I can pick up a g35 in my neighbor hood for under 15k. I rake in over 48k a year and my wife pulls in a lot more than I do. We both drive vw. So have fun driving your awd g35 to your apartment trying to impress girls with your lame personality. You fit the stereotype of person that I love to watch at a bar. staring at himself everytime he passes a mirror giving a little flex while wearing a pink shirt he bought at baby gap. Rock on dude
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WHO CARES ABOUT WHAT DAMN CAR YOU DRIVE???? Is life not more important than some inanimate object that does nothing more than carry you from point A to point B? Wouldn't a real "Premium" item be a fighter jet that you can cruise around in during the weekend? Or perhaps inventing a way to get drinking water to countries that don't have any. oh oh
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be serious guys... lets say u meet a girl (assuming u are done being enthusiastic about your VW for 5 minutes and get interested in pussy) and u really hit it off with her and now u are taking her home after the date, maybe u got laid or maybe some head hopefully and hopefully u have a huge penis because i doubt shes gonna say to her roomate "OMG HE HAS SUCH A NICE CAR TOO ITS A JETTA ITS PIMPTASTIC ITS JUST LIKE THE 1 MY MOM DRIVES IT GETS GREAT MPG OMG IM SO WET" and all u "humble bugs" out there don't start flaming me with your bullshit about how u don't need a nice car for status or whatever to impress people because thats just faggotry.... all girls like nice cars that's the way it is and a jetta (lol) not really a pussy mobile but hey if u like having sex with cars and u are attracted to VW's then by all means do it... i can respect that :)Posted 6 months ago | Report
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vwvortex dot com/zerothread? Id=3848087Replace dot with . and remove the space after the ?
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the link didnt work and weeding through all those threads is giving me a headache im gonna just go pass out ... thanx anyways Mr adminPosted 6 months ago | Report
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to #76, My best friend is a girl and she loves her GTI VR6 more than anything... And yes, she has sex with it. Like actually. Short-shifter penetration. lol. But she is fucking gorgeous and would never date someone who doesn't drive a VW. She's Asian but wouldn't dare go near a Japanese plastic... YES, SHE IS A VOLKSWAGEN ENTHUSIAST. And a hot one, at that!
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... And it has a badgeless grille... Euro-steez.Posted 6 months ago | Report
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Sorry about that, I left out forums.forums dot vwvortex dot com/zerothread? id=3848087
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ah well i got the link to work but i'm disapointed nobody said anything lol..... they are all on their ineternet "maturity mules" lolz.... "y comment to lower yourself to their lvl blah blah" i kno this vent cut them deep i can feeeeel it.... what really made me smile was one guys sig said "VW: The Heartbeat Of Germany" lol i see now what VW owners are... just as i expected.... faggy neo nazi german fanboys who are too poor to buy the BMW and that love to shit on eachothers faces and to copulate in generalPosted 6 months ago | Report
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And to number 76# dont even get me started on u... U damn loser.... "my best friend who is a hot asian blah blah " lol shes u best friend u fag meaning u aint gonna be getting any!!! ahaha enjoy the friends ladder my pathetic vw driving pal... I bet she would give it up if u had a pimped out infiniti bwuahaahahahPosted 6 months ago | Report
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82: Actually, I was the one who made the posting on VW Vortex. I'm hardly faggy, neo-Nazi, nor am I too poor to buy a BMW. Ignorant bastards like you just kill me. Seriously.Did this vent cut us VW enthusiasts "deep" as you've put it? Hardly. We know we have good cars. I, like many of the others here, can hardly give two shits about the fact that you supposedly drive a G35. I thought about buying one a while back and guess what? I felt it was a piece of shit and nowhere as well built as my VW. The interior is not as nice as many other German cars, the transmission is ratty, and the V6 isn't that strong. Whatever. You can bash on our Volkswagens all you want... and we still won't give a shit.
As someone earlier pointed out, VW drivers are a close knit group and have respect for one another; I've yet to see the same from a Nissan group. Well, unless you're 18-21, have mommy and daddy pay for your car, and like Fast and the Furious. No matter. We don't take your comments seriously nor do we take your car seriously, either.
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Admin: I'm surprised you found the thread. You a VW fan or just out perusing the web for stuff related to this?Posted 6 months ago | Report
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#84 i KNOW i cut u deep not only because u took the time to post this on another board but also because u just wrote A BOOK to me claiming u dont care.... face it i know u are probably crying right now kicking yourself for not buying the G35...... thinking of all the pussy u missed.. lolz.... and u being a so called "enthusiast" then please tell me why a 3. 5L V6 that produces 306 ponies WITHOUT A TURBO is not strong? and going 0-60 in under 6 seconds is not impressive..... and as for your comments about the interior.... i dont get it because i have nice sand leather with gorgeous wood trim no plastic at all not even on the shifter WHICH is wrapped in leather and lined with wood down the middle. face it... you are an ignorant nazi german fanboy who follows the crowd "ZE GERMEN ENGINEEERING IZ ZE HIGH KWALITY" "THE JAPZ MAKE CHEEP SHITZ LIKE HONDAZ THEY IZ ALL PLAZTIKS" not the case infiniti is a PREMIUM brand and VW IS NOT and nobody in their right mind would choose VW over infiniti bottom line. despite all the lemon reports u DUB heads will never learnPosted 6 months ago | Report
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#85: I review our traffic stats on a regular basis. As for whether I'm a VW fan or not, I find it best to remain objective in this job. Think of me as Switzerland. ;)
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You make me laugh. The whole thing about your opinion is that it's only an OPINION which, not surprisingly are just like assholes: everyone has one and they all smell like shit. You didn't cut mer "deep" at all; merely, I found it interesting to see how misinformed some people are. Since you want to attack me personally now and assume that I've missed all kinds of ass because I didn't buy an Infiniti, let me set you straight..
At the time I bought my VW, I didn't have the job I have now; thus, I couldn't afford an Infiniti (not that I wanted one) or a BMW. Necessity overrules living beyond your means.
If you have to rely on your car to pull girls, that's pretty weak and shows that you have no game whatsoever. I've gotten PLENTY of ass with the VW I drive. I met my fiancee with this car, and I get all the pussy I want. Whenever. Oh yeah.. and she drives a BMW.
Your car has leather and some woodgrain dash trim. So? The G35 I drove (an '05) wasn't that nice. The leathert wasn't that high quality when compared to other manufacturers, the woodgrain wasn't in the car I drove, and the motor hasn't always produced the 306 HP you speak of. That's a recent development. The transmission is still thrashy nomatter what you say. Let me clue you in on something else.. your motor is producing less than 90 HP/Liter. How is that really that impressive when the S2000 makes 120HP/L from a four cylinder?
Face it: you're driving around in a rebadged Nissan. Infiniti is hardly a "premium" brand such as you've said. I'm fine in my skin for driving a VW. Perhaps you're the one kicking yourself for not having the scratch to drive a true premium brand like a BMW or Mercedes.
Finally, insinuating that I'm a neo-Nazi German fanboy because I happen to like my car shows just how stupid you really are. Name calling is for children. Leave it that way.
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Well if vw lovers are neo nazi german fan boys, what are nissan lovers? asian fetish porn loving bad drivers good at math? OP you're a homo, I can pick up a g35 in my neighbor hood for under 15k. I rake in over 48k a year and my wife pulls in a lot more than I do. We both drive vw. So have fun driving your awd g35 to your apartment trying to impress girls with your lame personality. You fit the stereotype of person that I love to watch at a bar. staring at himself everytime he passes a mirror giving a little flex while wearing a pink shirt he bought at baby gap. Rock on dudePosted 5 months ago | Report
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WHO CARES ABOUT WHAT DAMN CAR YOU DRIVE???? Is life not more important than some inanimate object that does nothing more than carry you from point A to point B? Wouldn't a real "Premium" item be a fighter jet that you can cruise around in during the weekend? Or perhaps inventing a way to get drinking water to countries that don't have any. oh ohPosted 5 months ago | Report
