Thank You Canada

You have brought me many hours of enjoyment. I have loved making fun of your country. Thanks for giving Mounties to the world, their little costumes are so hilarious. Thanks for your accent I love how you Canadians say eh, I almost thought that your speech couldn't sound any more unintelligent. Thank your for Degrassi, it's Canadian television at it's finest which means that it can only score a 1/2 hour slot once a week in most countries.

Basically, I just wanted to thank Canada for continuing to be the world's joke. Without you, the countries of the world would not have a common comical interest. You Canada, are the half-assed done glue job that keeps all of us some-what together.


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Comments

  • 16
    OP here. Surprisingly I'm not an American, so have fun making fun of America. I'm Australian. Everyone hates Canada, not just Americans, I would rather live in American than Canada any day.

    Number 6, thank you for being a stereotypical asshole who is so insecure that they believe that America is the only country that hates them. I have some info for you EVERYONE hates Canada.

    Posted 5 months ago | Report
  • 17
    Yeah, sure they do. If you're an Aussie, what's AFA mean? Stupid cork hat wearing roo fucker.

    Posted 5 months ago | Report
  • 18
    Funny that you would say "op here" when a guy who is American and sounds just as fucking stupid as you do says the same thing. Man, you are so stupid it's almost, but not quite, comical. Tell ya what, sunshine. Take your "opinions" and keep them to yourself. Everybody knows that you're the same troll that rants about black people and jews and how they should die. Maybe you should die instead.

    Posted 5 months ago | Report
  • 19
    18. I'm not a bloke and I don't hate black people, or jewish. I am dating a jew. I just hate Canada, thanks for solidifying that hatred

    Posted 5 months ago | Report
  • 20
    "Take your "opinions" and keep them to yourself. "

    The point of this site is to rant about my opinions you stupid canadian, go shove a hockey stick up your ass

    Posted 5 months ago | Report
  • 21
    17.

    Do you mean GAFA?

    Posted 5 months ago | Report
  • 22
    Canada is the fat girl that America didn't ask to the dance. So now Canada is crying and whining because they are not good enough to be America. If we wanted to we could take over Canada, the only reason we don't is because Canada is worth jack shit and no one wants to put the effort into it

    Posted 5 months ago | Report
  • 23
    17.

    Hey asshole, I think you mean GAFA you pussy

    Posted 5 months ago | Report
  • 24
    haha i am canadian and i think this rant is hilarious.. come on guys it's all in good fun.

    Posted 5 months ago | Report
  • 25
    Canada is bigger and on top, i this was prison youd be our bitch.

    Posted 5 months ago | Report
  • 26
    www.controllo-accesso.nceatracker.com

    Posted 4 months ago | Report
  • 27
    Hahah the poster is an Ozzie who's dating a Jew..

    that's fuckin' hilarious haha.

    Canada is the shit. And I'm not even Canadian! Was there on holiday last month though, it was wicked.

    Posted 4 months ago | Report
  • 28
    An Aussie who hates Canada? Really? Well fuck you too, you inbred alcoholic descendant of criminals. Why don't you go fuck a platypus and get yourself some MORE skin cancer?

    Posted 4 months ago | Report


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