People from Texas Seriously SUCK
I would really love to know why people from Texas find it necessary to tell you they're from Texas within 12 seconds of talking to them. It is fucking obnoxious. No one cares. You don't hear other people saying "Hi, nice to meet you. I grew up in South Dakota". Or "Well, since I'm from Vermont, I blahblahblah". On top of the fact that it's annoying, I really wish they would realize that being from Texas is probably the gayest fucking thing ever. If you grow up in NYC or LA, you have bragging rights. If you grow up in Texas, you're probably fat, lazy and Republican. And don't even get me started on their fucking annoying ass accents. I don't care if you're a god damn heart surgeon.. if you open your mouth and a southern accent comes out- you're a fucking idiot. We should pay Mexico to take Texas back, though I'm not sure there's enough money in the world for anyone to accept those uneducated, overconfident, backwoods fuckers. Oh, and another thing- I never want to hear "Don't mess with Texas" every again in my life. Please explain to me how you can "mess with" an entire state. Even better, tell me what that state is going to do about it if you find a way to "mess" with them. UGH just stay in your stupid "state" and leave the rest of America alone!!!Rating:0.00
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I'm from Texas and love it! I'm not a person who goes around with a Texas flag strapped to my back and is constantly talking about it... But I enjoyed my time there...
The fact is, you've probably never been to Texas and while I would agree that Texas really isn't that great, isn't kind of stupid to get so annoyed by something so trivial? I mean, if this is the biggest problem you have to bitch about, I'm jealous.
... Oh yeah, don't mess with Texas.
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don't mess with texas is an anti-littering campaign, dipshit- it just sonds catchy- better than "don't fuck up Texas by littering"
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you know... As I recall the United States is called the United States for a reason.... Maybe because we are all supposed to be together and not hate each other's state? I'm not a texan, I'm a washingtonian but still.... There's nothing wrong with Texas
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#17, much appreciated clarification on the issue of "don't mess with Texas". I really had no idea why people seemed so... overprotective, of Texas that is.
I think its alright to have love for where you come from, and to give a little shit talk here and there to your friends.
But thats just the point, we've all got to be friends about it.
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texans remind me of canadians. they are universally despised, and utterly useless, yet they think very highly of themselves. canada and texas should be put in a steel cage death match to fight to the death, although texas would win because it was ringers, i mean wetbacks.
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#20 "I mean wetbacks" woowwww original. You are a GENIUS!!!
Anyway, someone from Texas might say where they're from because they are happy and are just trying to start some conversation with your people-hating ass.
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maybe there isn't any thing truly special about texas, but I would rather be from texas than any where else in this sorry fucking country
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texas does suck, but la and nyc suck too
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www.arnaba.net
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www.sjogrensarizona.com
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You should consider it a nice way to say that we pity you. No matter how hard you try, *your* home state can never say they produced both Stevie Ray Vaughn and Carol Burnett. We gave you Don Henley, Buddy Holley, Roy Orbison, Janis Joplin and Scott Joplin for that matter and hundreds more musicians, artists and athletes. I'm not even listing country and western artists and cowboy poets. We let you borrow Dan Rather, Walter Cronkite, Stone Phillips, Jim Lehrer, Sam Donaldson, Gene Roddenberry and Lance Armstrong. We've provided four presidents, nine astronauts and twelve Miss America/Miss USA winners. When you check the price of oil on the stock market, it's West Texas crude for which the price is quoted. You might have a few pretty spots, but you'll never have La Grange, Inks Lake or Palo Duro Canyon. We have Cooks Children's hospital, where Siamese twins from all over the world come to be separated and we have M. D. Anderson Cancer Center. High tech firms can't escape California and Washington for Texas fast enough. We have no state income tax, we exercise the death penalty and kill people who deserve it and we save millions more who likely don't deserve it.
And as for "Don't Mess With Texas", if you're going to leave your trash all over *MY* countryside, I hope that clever little ad campaign keeps your careless and ungrateful ass in New Jersey where you can continue to trash up NYC and give them something to brag about.
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#20, I'm Texan and several of my best friends are from the 3rd best place on earth, Canada. Canada would fair better if they knew how to work a penal system. Anyway, I'd like to take you up on the steel cage deathmatch offer because once Canada and Texas were inside the cage and cut off from you puds, the party would begin and you would have to just watch longingly from the outside, forever uninvited...
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#21, very well put...
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Hi, #26 here again... I am fat and conservative, though not particularly lazy. I can't afford to be lazy with all these Liberal highwaymen taking half of what I earn and giving it to you. There are way too many people here who are pronounced Democrats because their Granny was, but today's Democrats are *not* the same kind of people their grannies were...
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I'm from Texas and love it! I'm not a person who goes around with a Texas flag strapped to my back and is constantly talking about it... But I enjoyed my time there...The fact is, you've probably never been to Texas and while I would agree that Texas really isn't that great, isn't kind of stupid to get so annoyed by something so trivial? I mean, if this is the biggest problem you have to bitch about, I'm jealous.
... Oh yeah, don't mess with Texas.
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don't mess with texas is an anti-littering campaign, dipshit- it just sonds catchy- better than "don't fuck up Texas by littering"Posted 5 months ago | Report
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you know... As I recall the United States is called the United States for a reason.... Maybe because we are all supposed to be together and not hate each other's state? I'm not a texan, I'm a washingtonian but still.... There's nothing wrong with TexasPosted 5 months ago | Report
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#17, much appreciated clarification on the issue of "don't mess with Texas". I really had no idea why people seemed so... overprotective, of Texas that is.I think its alright to have love for where you come from, and to give a little shit talk here and there to your friends.
But thats just the point, we've all got to be friends about it.
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texans remind me of canadians. they are universally despised, and utterly useless, yet they think very highly of themselves. canada and texas should be put in a steel cage death match to fight to the death, although texas would win because it was ringers, i mean wetbacks.Posted 5 months ago | Report
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#20 "I mean wetbacks" woowwww original. You are a GENIUS!!!Anyway, someone from Texas might say where they're from because they are happy and are just trying to start some conversation with your people-hating ass.
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maybe there isn't any thing truly special about texas, but I would rather be from texas than any where else in this sorry fucking countryPosted 5 months ago | Report
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texas does suck, but la and nyc suck tooPosted 5 months ago | Report
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www.arnaba.netPosted 4 months ago | Report
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www.sjogrensarizona.comPosted 3 months ago | Report
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You should consider it a nice way to say that we pity you. No matter how hard you try, *your* home state can never say they produced both Stevie Ray Vaughn and Carol Burnett. We gave you Don Henley, Buddy Holley, Roy Orbison, Janis Joplin and Scott Joplin for that matter and hundreds more musicians, artists and athletes. I'm not even listing country and western artists and cowboy poets. We let you borrow Dan Rather, Walter Cronkite, Stone Phillips, Jim Lehrer, Sam Donaldson, Gene Roddenberry and Lance Armstrong. We've provided four presidents, nine astronauts and twelve Miss America/Miss USA winners. When you check the price of oil on the stock market, it's West Texas crude for which the price is quoted. You might have a few pretty spots, but you'll never have La Grange, Inks Lake or Palo Duro Canyon. We have Cooks Children's hospital, where Siamese twins from all over the world come to be separated and we have M. D. Anderson Cancer Center. High tech firms can't escape California and Washington for Texas fast enough. We have no state income tax, we exercise the death penalty and kill people who deserve it and we save millions more who likely don't deserve it.And as for "Don't Mess With Texas", if you're going to leave your trash all over *MY* countryside, I hope that clever little ad campaign keeps your careless and ungrateful ass in New Jersey where you can continue to trash up NYC and give them something to brag about.
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#20, I'm Texan and several of my best friends are from the 3rd best place on earth, Canada. Canada would fair better if they knew how to work a penal system. Anyway, I'd like to take you up on the steel cage deathmatch offer because once Canada and Texas were inside the cage and cut off from you puds, the party would begin and you would have to just watch longingly from the outside, forever uninvited...Posted 3 months ago | Report
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#21, very well put...Posted 3 months ago | Report
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Hi, #26 here again... I am fat and conservative, though not particularly lazy. I can't afford to be lazy with all these Liberal highwaymen taking half of what I earn and giving it to you. There are way too many people here who are pronounced Democrats because their Granny was, but today's Democrats are *not* the same kind of people their grannies were...Posted 3 months ago | Report
