I have a problem A big problem
Ok so i have a pet turtle named steve. he is a tortes so he is pretty big but any how i have a huge sexual attraction to him. every time i see him i get so hard. i know i could have anal with him but then he might die. i have tried having sex with women and even watching animal porn. it doesnt satisfy me. I need help i dont want to kill steve but i want to fuck him so bad. Please this isnt a joke help me.Rating:5.00
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16
Wow grow up, you are fucking gay!!!
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17
Wow a new low. creepy fucking perv. this has to be a joke.
Posted 4 months ago | Report
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18
Get a dog
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19
He wants the turtle bad, but it won't shell out. That's a hard one to swallow.
Keep this fucker away from the University of Maryland.
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20
You should listen to number 8's advice.
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21
Bestiality doesn't pay.
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22
It's people like you that began the whole AIDS pandemic.. stop the beastiality already and see a shrink, ya sick fuck.
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23
Fuck the turtle and just get another one and name it steve-o. Hahahah!!!
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24
You love him right? Why would you want to physically and mentally hurt the poor guy? I mean hes not going to understand what your connection to sticking your dick in his ass means to you. He's going to hurt and bleed and cry little turtle tears and you will feel worse later on for hurting him.
try and find the sickest most depraved things you can think of and see what happens when you picture yourself in those situations.
If it is about control you could try a hooker, they get paid to be controlled, not abused, but controlled at least up to certain limits.
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25
The sex would have to suck... I mean turtles move so damn slow!
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26
Try putting some porn on, and watch it with the turtle.. Who knows.. It might get turned on and give you a blow job
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27
Lol @ 26 hahaha
Posted 3 months ago | Report
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28
LOL>
"He's going to hurt and bleed and cry little turtle tears "....
: ~( turtle tears...
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Hahahahaha @ #7 !!!
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Lol 26 thats fucking wierd
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Wow grow up, you are fucking gay!!!Posted 4 months ago | Report
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Wow a new low. creepy fucking perv. this has to be a joke.Posted 4 months ago | Report
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Get a dogPosted 4 months ago | Report
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He wants the turtle bad, but it won't shell out. That's a hard one to swallow.Keep this fucker away from the University of Maryland.
Posted 4 months ago | Report
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You should listen to number 8's advice.Posted 4 months ago | Report
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Bestiality doesn't pay.Posted 4 months ago | Report
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It's people like you that began the whole AIDS pandemic.. stop the beastiality already and see a shrink, ya sick fuck.Posted 4 months ago | Report
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Fuck the turtle and just get another one and name it steve-o. Hahahah!!!Posted 4 months ago | Report
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You love him right? Why would you want to physically and mentally hurt the poor guy? I mean hes not going to understand what your connection to sticking your dick in his ass means to you. He's going to hurt and bleed and cry little turtle tears and you will feel worse later on for hurting him. try and find the sickest most depraved things you can think of and see what happens when you picture yourself in those situations.
If it is about control you could try a hooker, they get paid to be controlled, not abused, but controlled at least up to certain limits.
Posted 4 months ago | Report
25
The sex would have to suck... I mean turtles move so damn slow!Posted 4 months ago | Report
26
Try putting some porn on, and watch it with the turtle.. Who knows.. It might get turned on and give you a blow jobPosted 4 months ago | Report
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Lol @ 26 hahahaPosted 3 months ago | Report
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LOL>"He's going to hurt and bleed and cry little turtle tears "....
: ~( turtle tears...
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Hahahahaha @ #7 !!!Posted 3 months ago | Report
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Lol 26 thats fucking wierdPosted 3 months ago | Report
