I just want a regular fucking coffee

So there's one of those coffee shops in the mall. I'm going to get a coffee, just a plain ordinary coffee. But 90% of the time someone ahead of me is getting two or three of those mocha foamy frappe latte sprinkle it with cinnamon faggot coffees, which seem to take ten minutes to make them all. And what the fuck is it with paying $4.50 for a coffee anyway. Oh, let me guess, it's trendy or it's the "IN" thing to do and you must fit in with everyone else.

I don't have a lot of things planned or in a big hurry, but this is really fucking annoying having to stand and wait for what feels like a good ten minutes. So I'll just turn around and go somewhere else. I look at the other stores in the food court of the mall and think maybe I'll try one of them. Yeah, they sell regular ordinary coffee, but they just happen to be a lot of the major fast food labels and there's at least 15 people ordering food. I guess I'll go do something else for now.

Suck your latte faggot coffee up your Gucci wearing fat fucking ass and blow it out your snotty nose into shot glass!!

So with that being off my chest, these idiots should try adding up how much they spend in a month for these coffees.




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