They slip that propaganda in wherever they can these days...

So, Don Aslett, cleaning mogul, is apparently intending to open a massive "MUSEUM OF CLEAN!" in Pocatello sometime in the near future. I came across this story in the Twin Falls rag, "The Times News". The article began as follows:
"If cleanliness is next to godliness, Don Aslett's new museum might be the next best thing to a cathedral.

Aslett, who parlayed his penchant for cleanliness into an international janitorial business, plans to open Don Aslett's Cleaning Museum in the fall of 2008 in this southeastern Idaho city.

"I've sold clean as a culture," Aslett told the Idaho State Journal. "When you hear Pocatello, you're going to think clean."

Alright, that sounds just fine. Not the type of museum that I could really give a crap about, but anything being built in Pocatello is probably a good thing, since that town is a dying shithole. I'd have likely passed over this article without any comments or additional thoughts, but then I saw the next line of type!

"The history of clean at the museum begins with a giant model of Noah's Ark, a reference to the worldwide cleaning of Biblical proportions."

Ok now, why is it that any time that something of a "historical" nature is constructed in Idaho, they have to slip in some ridiculous biblical garbage, putting a very nasty taint on the authenticity of the exhibit???

Is Don Aslett really that dumb? You have to be a complete moron to actually believe that there was a Noah, let alone that he built an ark which protected two of each land dwelling species for 40 days while God wiped out every man, woman, child, unborn child, and every other land dwelling life form on the planet because the good ole' Lord was pissed off.

Maybe he's intending it to be symbolic for something like "THE ULTIMATE CLEANSING" or something like that, but couldn't he find something based in fact to emphasize his joy for cleaning? What kind of museum would include an exhibit based entirely in myth, and present it to children as part of an educational exhibit? And, if you're using the tale of Noah to emphasize that "CLEANING IS GOOD", does that not on a level state to children that "GENOCIDE IS A GOOD THING!"??? And this is, from the way the article described it, the first thing people will encounter in the museum!!!

Hey Don, take your Christian propaganda, and stick it up your ass with one of those special gloves you sell for outrageous prices at your cleaning supply store. Ram it up there really good with one of your static electricity brooms as well.

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It amazes me how people believe everything they read on Wikipedia like it really is an encyclopedia and everything is fact. And next time, why don't you just post the link instead of posting the entire fucking thing in your comment?

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Seriously, why would the flood and Noah's ark be a part of a Cleaning Museum, makes no sense.

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One thing I hate so much is commenters saying "who cares!"
Obviously the poster cares!
it is called VENTibate, if we all had the "who cares?" attitude there wouldn't be a website!
What im trying to say is shut the fuck up.

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www.markgiddens.com

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They slip that propaganda in wherever they can these days...

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