Too bad common sense can't be taught

I pulled through the McDonald's drive-thru last night -- yeah I know it's bad for you -- and a car is stalled in line forcing everyone to pull around it to get to the pickup window. When I pulled up next to the car a big black woman is using her nice Reebock sweatshirt to keep from burning her hands while she takes the radiator cap off. She has a bucket of water sitting on the ground that she's filled up at the hose around the back of the restaurant. I was about to offer to help but started with what I thought was a logical question and things went south from there. I guess because she was one of those blacks that think all whiteys are bad.

Me: I hear the car running. Since it's running, why don't you pull over into that parking space and then it would be a good idea to turn it off before you pull that cap off.

Idiot: I need to put water in and the hose is right over there.

Me: But you already have the water in a bucket.

Idiot: Well, the fucking bucket didn't come with water in it.

Me: True, and obviously your head didn't come with a brain in it either.

I decided not to offer to help her at that point and pulled forward while she proceeded to shout at me using the word "motherfucker" liberally. I thought any minute she was going to break into a rap.


Rating:4.20


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