If you ask me for anal sex, take a dump first
Every once in a while I get lucky and my girlfriend let's me bang her in the ass. Well, last night I'm fucking the shit (wrong expression I know) out of her pussy and she turns around and says, "You can stick it in my ass if you want" and that made me hornier than I already was, so I pull out of her pussy and start to slip it in her winky when about halfway in I run into an obstruction. The first thing that pops into my head is man, that's kinda gross bumping up against a turd with my dick, but then I figured maybe if I just kept banging her I could shove it back in far enough to get the damn thing out of my way.
Well, that was a bad idea because jamming the turd back in caused the gas behind it to back up and just about the time I went in for what probably would have been the thrust that got the turd out of my way, the gas exploded. It shot my dick and the turd out like a rocket. Now, if getting your dick explosively expelled from your chick's ass and then getting hit in the gut with a flying turd doesn't make your dick soft, you're a better man than I am.
Sir Ventalot
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OMG that's almost happened to me once....except I had a tight grip on her hips...haha
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you're all a bunch of cry babies.
you have a girl who likes it up the ass and all you can do is complain. Well, if you fuck her up the ass there is always the chance that you're going to run into this kind of obstical.
get off the internet, go wash your cock and get back in there, you're letting the team down you pussy.
or should i say, you asshole!
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after you stick ya cock in her ass do you get poopoo on it? if so will she blow you?
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1 guy 2 holes, would make a great site.
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where I can ask you sweetie ?
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Count your blessings. A girl who takes it up the ass full or empty is a gift. Hey, she had to get used to you jammming your dick up there just cause it is a little titer than her puss. So U can get used to the fall out, so to speak. I had that happen a few times, and I got over my fear of shit. I saw her face while it happened, and she was really concentrating nad licking her top lip. I think it felt better for her for me to push her turd around. This was no accident. Just keep doing it, and U will find, it is no big deal. Have fun with it! WHn I feel it now, I tell her to PUSH OUT when I pull out fast. U would be amazed at how far that turd can fly. Just enjoy.
Posted 7 months ago | Report
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OMG that's almost happened to me once....except I had a tight grip on her hips...hahaPosted 9 months ago | Report
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you're all a bunch of cry babies.you have a girl who likes it up the ass and all you can do is complain. Well, if you fuck her up the ass there is always the chance that you're going to run into this kind of obstical.
get off the internet, go wash your cock and get back in there, you're letting the team down you pussy.
or should i say, you asshole!
Posted 9 months ago | Report
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after you stick ya cock in her ass do you get poopoo on it? if so will she blow you?Posted 9 months ago | Report
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1 guy 2 holes, would make a great site.Posted 9 months ago | Report
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where I can ask you sweetie ?Posted 9 months ago | Report
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Count your blessings. A girl who takes it up the ass full or empty is a gift. Hey, she had to get used to you jammming your dick up there just cause it is a little titer than her puss. So U can get used to the fall out, so to speak. I had that happen a few times, and I got over my fear of shit. I saw her face while it happened, and she was really concentrating nad licking her top lip. I think it felt better for her for me to push her turd around. This was no accident. Just keep doing it, and U will find, it is no big deal. Have fun with it! WHn I feel it now, I tell her to PUSH OUT when I pull out fast. U would be amazed at how far that turd can fly. Just enjoy.Posted 7 months ago | Report
