College is not a movie
I thought college would be like "Old School" or some other young adult film. Booze flowing from water fountains, sex in every corner, fields of Solo cups. Instead I get a pothead roommate who won't share her stash. All I want to do is get pants-shitting fucked up one time. FUCK. I GO TO UMASS AMHERST FOR CRISSAKES.
Rating:3.67
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Dont mooch other peoples pot, you can buy your own
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Toga, toga, toga.
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"If you still read this, I live in Springfield and know plenty of partiers at Umass Amherst. I will get you shitty. Cyrex55 on AIM"
OK, just for fun, everyone hit up this idiot for being dumb enough to give out his AIM ID.
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I live in Florida but I'd be willing to drive to Amherst for the chance to get some chick pants shitting fucked up.
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I go to UMass Amherst and trust me you're just not looking in the right places.
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"Work hard for four years and play the rest of your life?"
Are you kidding or insane??
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maybe it's not the school you go to but rather the fact that you're a lame-ass.
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Re: the post, "It's not what you know, it's WHO you know. That's how you get a job." That's truer than I ever suspected. At my last company, the draftsmen all made less than the owner's nephew (on probation for juvenile offenses) in the mailroom, and the little bastard only shows up about 3 days a week if he feels like it. But he's got more job security than anyone there. One of the reasons that I (and 3 others) left.
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my advice: go to a cooler college
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You're headed places, kid. Seriously- either drop out or get with the program and find something useful to do. There's a nursing shortage on, kid.
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more like work hard for four years and then continue to work hard and stress after that and "play" on the weekend by golfing with your buddies when you hate golf just to get the fuck out of the house. Thanks i'll take college partying now.
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osu is like the movie old school, i know this first hand
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Just come down to Amherst College...
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Fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
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fuck girl join a rugby team and you'll be good to go
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Dont mooch other peoples pot, you can buy your ownPosted 10 months ago | Report
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Toga, toga, toga.Posted 10 months ago | Report
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"If you still read this, I live in Springfield and know plenty of partiers at Umass Amherst. I will get you shitty. Cyrex55 on AIM"OK, just for fun, everyone hit up this idiot for being dumb enough to give out his AIM ID.
Posted 10 months ago | Report
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I live in Florida but I'd be willing to drive to Amherst for the chance to get some chick pants shitting fucked up.Posted 10 months ago | Report
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I go to UMass Amherst and trust me you're just not looking in the right places.Posted 10 months ago | Report
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"Work hard for four years and play the rest of your life?"Are you kidding or insane??
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maybe it's not the school you go to but rather the fact that you're a lame-ass.Posted 10 months ago | Report
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Re: the post, "It's not what you know, it's WHO you know. That's how you get a job." That's truer than I ever suspected. At my last company, the draftsmen all made less than the owner's nephew (on probation for juvenile offenses) in the mailroom, and the little bastard only shows up about 3 days a week if he feels like it. But he's got more job security than anyone there. One of the reasons that I (and 3 others) left.Posted 10 months ago | Report
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my advice: go to a cooler collegePosted 10 months ago | Report
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You're headed places, kid. Seriously- either drop out or get with the program and find something useful to do. There's a nursing shortage on, kid.Posted 10 months ago | Report
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more like work hard for four years and then continue to work hard and stress after that and "play" on the weekend by golfing with your buddies when you hate golf just to get the fuck out of the house. Thanks i'll take college partying now.Posted 10 months ago | Report
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osu is like the movie old school, i know this first handPosted 10 months ago | Report
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Just come down to Amherst College...Posted 10 months ago | Report
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Fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through lifePosted 10 months ago | Report
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fuck girl join a rugby team and you'll be good to goPosted 10 months ago | Report
