College is not a movie
I thought college would be like "Old School" or some other young adult film. Booze flowing from water fountains, sex in every corner, fields of Solo cups. Instead I get a pothead roommate who won't share her stash. All I want to do is get pants-shitting fucked up one time. FUCK. I GO TO UMASS AMHERST FOR CRISSAKES.
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"Work hard for four years and play for the rest of your live?!?!"
Man/Woman, fuck you! G. W. Bush and Barack Obama were both documented party going people in their day. But they had the family credentials to back up their actions.
Also, if you are able to pursue the "playing" lifestyle after a four year degree, you, like them, are a member of the aristocracy. 99.995 % of us can't play for the rest of your life with a four year degree!!
Just know that your last mortal thought will be: "Why did I take so many days, just like this one, for granted." If you party hard, but smart mind you (this means not posting documented evidence of your debauchery on facebook etc.), a few years of wasted youth are certainly your friend and not your enemy
Live it up, not just during undergrad but always, but in a responsible manner. This takes into consideration those one or two times you're so fucked up that you shit yourself.
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my entire college life has been a movie. western michigan university is where it's at.
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Life sucks, then you die
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come down the road to amherst college, where the beer flows like wine
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I have fucked both lesbi and straight , smoke weed , shoot up coke and took other heavy stuff i was enrolled in a bussiness management program i kept my routine like that till the time i have graduated ( took me 6 years for a 4 year course)
Now im a responsible and yet unsuccesfull family man ,what went wrong?? Fuck how am i supposed to know? my brain cells are depleting all i can comprehend is my life sucks thou i have a degree
what a fucken loser i became damn this fuckin life
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get a fake ID and go to mcmurphy's, tell stahl (manager) weaver sent you
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um maybe because business isn't as much in need of employees and just like someone said above you there is nothing wrong with partying to an extent and if you play it right you can "party the rest of you life" in a sense...me my job will entail making my own schedule working about 3 days a week(getting paid for 4) and maybe pick up some days for incentive pay(2X) so yea just gotta find the right field...nursing is mine, everywhere is hurting so bad right now
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um, i go to florida state and its actually better than old school. crazy parties hot girls and OMG the iris house
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е-мое чуваки и чувихи здароваАААААА!!!!!
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"Work hard for four years and play for the rest of your live?!?!" Man/Woman, fuck you! G. W. Bush and Barack Obama were both documented party going people in their day. But they had the family credentials to back up their actions.
Also, if you are able to pursue the "playing" lifestyle after a four year degree, you, like them, are a member of the aristocracy. 99.995 % of us can't play for the rest of your life with a four year degree!!
Just know that your last mortal thought will be: "Why did I take so many days, just like this one, for granted." If you party hard, but smart mind you (this means not posting documented evidence of your debauchery on facebook etc.), a few years of wasted youth are certainly your friend and not your enemy
Live it up, not just during undergrad but always, but in a responsible manner. This takes into consideration those one or two times you're so fucked up that you shit yourself.
Posted 10 months ago | Report
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my entire college life has been a movie. western michigan university is where it's at.Posted 10 months ago | Report
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Life sucks, then you diePosted 10 months ago | Report
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come down the road to amherst college, where the beer flows like winePosted 10 months ago | Report
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I have fucked both lesbi and straight , smoke weed , shoot up coke and took other heavy stuff i was enrolled in a bussiness management program i kept my routine like that till the time i have graduated ( took me 6 years for a 4 year course)Now im a responsible and yet unsuccesfull family man ,what went wrong?? Fuck how am i supposed to know? my brain cells are depleting all i can comprehend is my life sucks thou i have a degree
what a fucken loser i became damn this fuckin life
Posted 10 months ago | Report
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get a fake ID and go to mcmurphy's, tell stahl (manager) weaver sent youPosted 10 months ago | Report
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um maybe because business isn't as much in need of employees and just like someone said above you there is nothing wrong with partying to an extent and if you play it right you can "party the rest of you life" in a sense...me my job will entail making my own schedule working about 3 days a week(getting paid for 4) and maybe pick up some days for incentive pay(2X) so yea just gotta find the right field...nursing is mine, everywhere is hurting so bad right nowPosted 10 months ago | Report
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um, i go to florida state and its actually better than old school. crazy parties hot girls and OMG the iris housePosted 10 months ago | Report
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е-мое чуваки и чувихи здароваАААААА!!!!!Posted 10 months ago | Report
