Dear Retarded Coworker:
I dislike you very much. Even the sight of you almost completely ruins my day. You know, at first, I didn't think you were half-bad, not as bad as everyone said you were. You looked decent, normal. But then, you inevitably opened your mouth, and out spewed your ridiculous opinions like acid.I tried to remain friendly, and calm, even though I was boiling inside-- and then you crossed the line. You told me I'd go to hell because we didn't share the same exact beliefs. You told me I'd suffer for being different from you. You told me I was no good-- I'd never amount to anything.
I told you if you continued to talk, I'd fucking gut you.
You do drugs, you are an alcoholic, you have drugged up strippers suing you for harrassment and sexual abuse. You told me you used to have sex with men all the time before you found God, to prove to me gay is wrong.
Yet, you claim to be the perfect Christian--
and that I am the messed up Christian because I don't believe homosexuality is a sin.
You twist the Bible to fit your own lifestyle.
You are a freakin nutcase.
Plus, you smell funny.
Rating:3.00
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Commenter 1: you are the douche of all douches. You took shit from an unattributed source that has no merit whatsoever. You let a movie decide what you believe? That movie doesn't cite any sources, and is based on raving lunacy. I'm not saying I believe in any church, I am saying you are a fool kid.
Even when you go to the site for that movie, it says to take everything you saw with a grain of salt. They TELL you that you shouldn't believe everything you just watched!
Many points in that movie have been proven to be wrong, especially the "historical" shit that some guy just made up. The point of the film was to get you to think critically. Here's a good example of similar work: ALL OF MICHAEL MOORE'S FILMS.
The guy who made the movie has an obvious agenda, and if you let that shit determine your beliefs on everything in the world, you deserve to lose your mental capacities completely.
Here is some examples of the idiocy in that movie:
1. The government planned pearl harbor, 9/11, the submarine attack prior to vietnam, and the start of America's involvement in EVERY war. ever.
2. The government is planning on taking over the ENTIRE world and having chips planted in every human, and making one government and one currency for everyone. SURE, and unicorns poop out leprechauns.
3. The federal reserve bank controls the universe and plans on world domination in the near future, and the Rockefeller family is behind this all.
You, my friend, are a bona fide ass. Go fuck yourself.
Posted 10 months ago | Report
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Why do ventibaters always get into stupid arguments that have practically nothing to do with the OP's rant? He/she was ranting about a coworker, not Michael Moore or whatever the hell else you were discussing.
To the OP: the best remedy for a stupid coworker is... A good KANCHO!
Posted 7 months ago | Report
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+1 with the fuck jesus posters. I'm an ex-christian... Glad I saw that light too. I hate fairy tales.
But you know what, I'm just a mere mortal and what do I know - I will never force someone else to believe what I believe because it what makes ME happy - I hate it when other people try to shove their bullshit down my throat and the same can be said the other way.
That coworker of yours btw - probably inbred. Ignore the jerk as much as you can, live for yourself... People like that inevitably have a close encounter with Karma at some point. :) Believe in what makes you happy, what gets you through the day. Don't worry about what other people think.
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Commenter 1: you are the douche of all douches. You took shit from an unattributed source that has no merit whatsoever. You let a movie decide what you believe? That movie doesn't cite any sources, and is based on raving lunacy. I'm not saying I believe in any church, I am saying you are a fool kid. Even when you go to the site for that movie, it says to take everything you saw with a grain of salt. They TELL you that you shouldn't believe everything you just watched!
Many points in that movie have been proven to be wrong, especially the "historical" shit that some guy just made up. The point of the film was to get you to think critically. Here's a good example of similar work: ALL OF MICHAEL MOORE'S FILMS.
The guy who made the movie has an obvious agenda, and if you let that shit determine your beliefs on everything in the world, you deserve to lose your mental capacities completely.
Here is some examples of the idiocy in that movie:
1. The government planned pearl harbor, 9/11, the submarine attack prior to vietnam, and the start of America's involvement in EVERY war. ever.
2. The government is planning on taking over the ENTIRE world and having chips planted in every human, and making one government and one currency for everyone. SURE, and unicorns poop out leprechauns.
3. The federal reserve bank controls the universe and plans on world domination in the near future, and the Rockefeller family is behind this all.
You, my friend, are a bona fide ass. Go fuck yourself.
Posted 10 months ago | Report
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Why do ventibaters always get into stupid arguments that have practically nothing to do with the OP's rant? He/she was ranting about a coworker, not Michael Moore or whatever the hell else you were discussing.To the OP: the best remedy for a stupid coworker is... A good KANCHO!
Posted 7 months ago | Report
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+1 with the fuck jesus posters. I'm an ex-christian... Glad I saw that light too. I hate fairy tales.But you know what, I'm just a mere mortal and what do I know - I will never force someone else to believe what I believe because it what makes ME happy - I hate it when other people try to shove their bullshit down my throat and the same can be said the other way.
That coworker of yours btw - probably inbred. Ignore the jerk as much as you can, live for yourself... People like that inevitably have a close encounter with Karma at some point. :) Believe in what makes you happy, what gets you through the day. Don't worry about what other people think.
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