SugarDVD girl and her BF
Here's the thing. I was gonna vent about some asshole that pissed me off, but as I was typing I looked at the banner ads on the right side of this page and there is an ad for SugarDVD. So my post has just changed.No matter what I do, I will never touch that girl's boobs in the ad. Ever. 100% positive that I will never touch her boobs. Even if I walked outside right now, and she was standing there naked, which is roughly a 1 in 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 chance, I still wouldn't be able to touch her boobs, because I'm average looking and haven't showered today, and don't have a job. Now occasionally I touch other boobs, and am always on the lookout for new boobs to touch, but I am talking about that one specific girl in the SugarDVD ad. I will never, ever, ever get to touch those hooters.
Not only that, but i am picturing her BF that is going to touch her boobs tonight, and I bet he is a lot like the asshole that i was originally going to write about. I bet he is one of those guys that talks about how much he likes to "party" but has two Bud Lights at the bar and de-rails. He also probably lies about his golf score, and thinks that Kanye West is a "genious." He probably has a big earring and considers himself a "baller" even though I'm out of shape and smoke and could probably beat him in basketball. Also, he tries to be bad-ass at parties and asks people like me if he can "bum a smoke," then he looks like a douchebag while he is smoking it, and then throws it on the ground only halfway through.
So I guess to sum it up, I'm disappointed I'm never going to get a boob touch from SugarDVD girl, and I hate her boyfriend.
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