Counting Cards All The Way Into The Colon
Counting cards is a rough business, and when you really get going sometimes its hard to stop. I found that out the hard way, unfortunetly. I was struggling in Vegas and knew how to count cards decently, but was too afraid to because of what might happen to me if I got caught. I was in a real hole, and figured I might as well try it out with my pal I met in Reno. It was going good, and we were up 2,000 bucks until this old Japanese man sitting at the table across from me jumped up and started yelling shit I couldn't understand. Soon enough security came over and discovered me and my friend. They took us in the back, and simply yelled at us for a few minutes and asked us questions. We didn't say shit. So, without warning this big motherfucker lifted me up, bent me over and shoved the full 52 card deck into my ass. I have been so afraid to tell anybody this and decided to release it from my conscience as an anyomous human being. Although you might think getting a deck of cards shoved 11 inches into your colon is nasty, but there was something about it that gave me a flicker in my eye, a spark of light in my heart, and an orgasm.Rating:2.33
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