Fuck the admin
Fuck the admin. Seriously dude, what is your deal?You go through the trouble of making a section on the left side of the page that lists the most popular and top rated rants, but that is bullshit. My "I hate Canadians" rant is clearly the most popular post on ventibate, with more posts than any other rant, and it has only been posted for two weeks. My "Fuck the Brits" rant is fast gaining in popularity, and yet neither of these rants is in the most popular. This is obviously the biggest fraud perpetrated on the american people in my lifetime. I have ignited the international pangs of nationalism. From different continents, and countries, I have stirred emotions.
All I ask is that my accomplishments be acknowledged. I want to be named the greatest ventibator of all time. I want a coronation.
I want a ribbon, and a medal. I want my dinner for free. I want a tshirt and a keychain. I want a sundae, and I want it now. What, are you going to mail me a fucking sundae?
In short, I am the king of ventibate. Oh yeah, and fuck canada
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I will admit that the "I hate Canadians" thread is quite interesting and there is a very spirited and interesting debate afoot. How much of that should be credited to you I can't say.
The Admin
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I'm glad to see both dumb ass vents off the most popular list.
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"I will admit that the "I hate Canadians" thread is quite interesting and there is a very spirited and interesting debate afoot."
How very sad this thread was found "quite interesting". Cripes.
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Actually what I found interesting was the debate and the thoughtful and eloquent comments from the Canadians, not the vent itself.
The Admin
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yeah, but you gotta get people's attention to start a good debate. otherwise, the thread is abondoned in a few days. I know how to get people's attention.
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I win because my article on men's room etiquette was posted on CollegeHumor. And it's not even up on those lists anymore. So, take some time, and think of a new great article. I'm still working on mine. It's been a while since I've posted one. Only the very well thought out ones with global appeal make it to the top. Try writing for a specific audience.
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Oh yeah, and I am the king of ventibate. I was top rated and most popular for two weeks for that article. Win for me.
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Bullshit win for you. In three weeks my article has over twice as many comments as yours does in half the time. I am the fucking emperor of ventibate. props on the college humor thing, but the opinion of one person who put you on there does not overcome the massively superior popularity of my thread.
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When a post makes it onto College Humor (which happens once every one or two weeks because they like us), it can receive over 10,000 hits over a few days. On the other hand, threads with lots of comments tend to do well on the search engines which can also lead to a lot of traffic. So, any well written topical or controversial post is good for Ventibate.
Cheers,
The Admin
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You wake up in the morning and your Mommy holds your winky for you.
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not quite. I woke up in the morning, and your mommy holds my winky for me
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More like the lord of masturbate. And look, just because Mommy gives you a sticker for hitting the toilet doesn't mean you piss excellence. It means your an excellent pisser.
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wow, you are pretty hard up for the mothers, arnt you. What a fucking perv. maybe you should try nailing women who havnt been loosened by the pangs of childbirth. maybe you would like it. I piss excellence because even a bullshit thread that i did not beleive the admin would even post has hit well over the average number of posts on this site. My canadian thread is dangerously close to being the first ventibate thread to break the 100 mark. ill let your sister explain my point to you in the morning when she gets home
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Fine. I'll just stop posting on that thread, and you can watch your ratings plummet.
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the whole point of this thread is that that thread has no ratings. wow, how did that go over your canadian educated head
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I will admit that the "I hate Canadians" thread is quite interesting and there is a very spirited and interesting debate afoot. How much of that should be credited to you I can't say.The Admin
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I'm glad to see both dumb ass vents off the most popular list.Posted 9 months ago | Report
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"I will admit that the "I hate Canadians" thread is quite interesting and there is a very spirited and interesting debate afoot."How very sad this thread was found "quite interesting". Cripes.
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Actually what I found interesting was the debate and the thoughtful and eloquent comments from the Canadians, not the vent itself.The Admin
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yeah, but you gotta get people's attention to start a good debate. otherwise, the thread is abondoned in a few days. I know how to get people's attention.Posted 9 months ago | Report
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I win because my article on men's room etiquette was posted on CollegeHumor. And it's not even up on those lists anymore. So, take some time, and think of a new great article. I'm still working on mine. It's been a while since I've posted one. Only the very well thought out ones with global appeal make it to the top. Try writing for a specific audience.Posted 9 months ago | Report
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Oh yeah, and I am the king of ventibate. I was top rated and most popular for two weeks for that article. Win for me.Posted 9 months ago | Report
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Bullshit win for you. In three weeks my article has over twice as many comments as yours does in half the time. I am the fucking emperor of ventibate. props on the college humor thing, but the opinion of one person who put you on there does not overcome the massively superior popularity of my thread.Posted 9 months ago | Report
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When a post makes it onto College Humor (which happens once every one or two weeks because they like us), it can receive over 10,000 hits over a few days. On the other hand, threads with lots of comments tend to do well on the search engines which can also lead to a lot of traffic. So, any well written topical or controversial post is good for Ventibate.Cheers,
The Admin
Posted 9 months ago | Report
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You wake up in the morning and your Mommy holds your winky for you.Posted 9 months ago | Report
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not quite. I woke up in the morning, and your mommy holds my winky for mePosted 9 months ago | Report
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More like the lord of masturbate. And look, just because Mommy gives you a sticker for hitting the toilet doesn't mean you piss excellence. It means your an excellent pisser.Posted 9 months ago | Report
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wow, you are pretty hard up for the mothers, arnt you. What a fucking perv. maybe you should try nailing women who havnt been loosened by the pangs of childbirth. maybe you would like it. I piss excellence because even a bullshit thread that i did not beleive the admin would even post has hit well over the average number of posts on this site. My canadian thread is dangerously close to being the first ventibate thread to break the 100 mark. ill let your sister explain my point to you in the morning when she gets homePosted 9 months ago | Report
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Fine. I'll just stop posting on that thread, and you can watch your ratings plummet.Posted 9 months ago | Report
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the whole point of this thread is that that thread has no ratings. wow, how did that go over your canadian educated headPosted 9 months ago | Report
