Muslims bitching about Doritos now....
For the love of FUCK is there one thing, ONE THING in this world that nobody will bitch about? Jesus fucking christ almighty!!Supposedly there's some trace of alcohol or something and they just cannot have the devil liquid alcohol or the world will end tonight or something. Fuck!
How about this? DON'T EAT FUCKING DORITOS! Ever think of that, you stupid fucks? No of course not. you need to have a reason to wake up in the morning and that reason is to once again piss off the rest of the world.
Don't eat doritos, even if you're NOT muslim. They are DISGUSTING!!
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16why does everyone insist on countering attacks on muslims with attacks on Christianity? its not a two sided issue you stupid ignorant fucks. And even if it was, guy in front of me you are a douchebag. there is a statistically tiny, tiny percent of christians who are extremists enough to blow something up, this has only a handful of times, and the church denounces their actions. Every fucking day at least a bunch of people are killed by dumbass muslim extremists, and their religion praises these people to the maximum and they are supported in their holy book. im fucking sick and tired of people comparing muslim extremists to christian ones. THERES NO FUCKING COMPARISON get the fuck over it. And just because theres a tiny amount of christian extremists doesn't excuse the actions of the stupid fucking muslims, it simply means the muslims are still retarded as fuck and extremely violent in addition to some christians being that way.
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17^ exactly.
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18i'm a muslim girl.. what the hell. that's funny.. i remember when some really conservative muslims started telling my parents not to let us eat marshmellows. lol.. wow. yea, don't believe all you hear.. lots of normal muslims are regular ppl. for example, my dad drinks with his buddies.. my mom's father? he owns a winery for god's sake. and hell yea, i like pepperoni. it's just that some really idiotic conservatives blow things out of proportion.. sheesh.
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19most christians believe the following about Jesus:
-Born of a virgin by immaculate conception. -Born in a stable. -His birth is celebrated on Dec 25th -He was visited by wise men bearing gifts -He had 12 disciples -He was called the Messiah -He made a Contract (or Covenant) with Man confirming an older contract with God. -He celebrated a last supper with his disciples before his death -He died to atone for the sins of man -He was resurrected on a Sunday -He ascended into Heaven to rejoin his Father -He will return to pass judgment on mankind -On judgment day, the dead will arise and be judged -He will send sinners to Hell -He will send the faithfull to Heaven -On judgment day there will be a final conflict between evil and good. -The forces of evil will be destroyed and the saved will live in paradise forever. -He is part of a holy Trinity that took human form -He is depicted as having a halo -His followers drink wine and eat bread which represent his blood and flesh. -His followers are baptised
The curious thing is that christianity, it that it is meaningless without Christ. What if Christ never existed, what if you yanked the bottom out of the house of cards that is christianity.
Consider Mithras, the snazzy Babylonian god who's written record predates that of Christ by 320 years.
Mithras and Ahura-Mazda had a huge influence on early Babylonian beliefs, which in turn, saturated the Babylonian religion (Zorastrianism). According to Jewish written history, the Babylonians held the Jews in captivity. The Jews were Henotheists at this time but became heavily influenced by the concept of one god of goodness and one god of evil. If you are still following along you can see the genesis of the parallel, if not check this:
-Mithras was born of a virgin by Immaculate Conception.
-Mithras was born in a stable. -We celebrate his birth on Dec 25th -Mithras was visited by wise men bearing gifts -Mithras had 12 disciples -He was called the Messiah
- Mithras was also the god of Darius, conqueror of Babylon, He was called "Messiah" or Christos by Jews during their Captivity. -Mithras made a Contract (or Covenant) with Man confirming an older contract with God (the Persian word Mithras literally means "Contract") -Mithras celebrated a last supper with his disciples before his death -Mithras died to atone for the sins of man -Mithras was resurrected on a Sunday -Mithras ascended into Heaven to rejoin his Father -Mithras will return to pass judgment on mankind (he was known as the judger of souls) -On judgment day, the dead will arise and be judged by Mithras -Mithras will send sinners to Hell -Mithras will send the faithful to Heaven -On judgment day there will be a final conflict between evil and good. -The forces of evil will be destroyed and the saved will live in paradise forever. -Mithras is part of a holy Trinity that took human form -Mithras is depicted as having a halo -Mithras followers drink wine and eat bread which represent his blood and flesh. -Mithras followers are baptised
HOLY FUKING COINCIDENCE BATMAN!!11
But wait, there is more:
1) The Holy book of Zoroastrian was called the Avesta of Zarathustra. The Jews were well aware of this book and even referenced it in early Jewish teachings.
2) Mithras Worship fell into decline with the arrival of the Roman Empire and the strong Zoroastrian philosophy of "dualism", did not fit with the polytheist Roman belief system.
3) Mithras regained popularity towards the end of the Roman Empire around the first Century AD (THAT RIGHT FOLKS, WHEN JESUS CAME ON THE SCENE).
4) Jesus was a Jew, and it had been established that the Jewry (I love that word) had already been influenced by the Mithras cult and adopted many other Zoroastrian beliefs.
5) Emperor Constantine convened the Great Christian Council of Nicea in 325AD {the one that determined the "Canon" which would be known as the bible) , care to venture a guess as to who he worshiped before his conversion? (Mithras!!!1 YAY!!!1)
6) The yummy bread disks that the Mithras worshipers ate during their Mass was marked with a cross, hundreds of years before it became a Christian symbol.
7) And finally, During the Roman revival of the Mithras Cult, where was the cult centred?...... On Vatican Hill in Rome!!!
Bismillahir Rahmaanir Raheem. I invite you towards Allah (God), the Mighty and the Glorious, and towards his religion, which comprises of two things: One of them is cognizance of Allah, the Mighty and Glorious, while the other is performance of deeds in accordance with His pleasure
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20The liberals here should support the terrorist just as the college proffs do!
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21I hear lots of muslims speaking out against extremists. Also, their extremists are a bit more dangerous so i bet some of them keep quiet to protect their life
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22hell, just go to washington and show ole' bush where the little red button is and we can get back to watching the game and having a beer for god sake
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23I agree with you 100 percent. get rid of the damn people and and we might get some peace and quite.
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24If I was elected president I would have a televised ad on every channel for 1 week. Telling everyone that on the following monday you had better have your ass back in the states cause hells coming. On monday there will be no more problems with IRAN, IRAQ, SYRIA, AFGANISTAN, etc.... there wont be any period. Maybe I should run for president. I dont give a shit about those fuckers anyway.
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25I'm a muslim. Do you want me to die?
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26why not? dont you want to go see that dude you call allah. you dumbass.
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27seriously why is everyone attacking muslims? wtf is wrong with you guys? just b/c some muslims do crazy shit doesn't mean you have to hate all of them, in that case you should probably hate everyone in the world, including yourself because, jewish people, christians, atheists, catholics, blacks, whites, mexicans etc all do crazy shit and it doesnt make sense to hate them all
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28christians and muslims are as bad as each other. Lets compare:
The bible AND the koran both see homosexuality as a sin punishable by death, as well as masturbation.
the bible AND the koran both state that non-believers deserve a horrible fate of endless suffering
the bible AND the koran have both been used by fundamentalist filth-spewers to justify the slaughter of thousands.
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29fuck mussies.
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30Maybe they should worry more about going to hell for being terrorists and not eating chips
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