To all homosexuals that...
Keep feeling the need to openly show everyone how gay they are, guess what faggot, we get it and understand you're gay, stay in the fukin' closet s...
Asshole fans
What the fuck is up with fans who try to push their team on you. Aka: Ohio state, raiders, red sox, patriots, cowboys, eagles, lakers, celtics, ya...
Me America!!!!
Me no like people make fun of me!!!!!! Gllllaaaarrrrgggghhhh!!! Me get angry and smash!!!!!! Blllleeaaaarrrgghhhh!!! Me wave flag and put sticker o...
An Open Letter
To all the degenerates/alcoholics/homeless/what-have-you:
I know that sometimes, circumstances that could be beyond your control could necessitat...
Girlfirend's dad is a prick
Sometimes i wonder why he's such a dickhead. him and his wife. they both look down on my family because we arent rolling our spoiled white asses ...
Asshole Parents
Would you please, please, please control your little crotchfruits? Is that too much to ask? Is it too much to stop them from repeatedly kicking t...
Women are not special
We're told that little girls are made of sugar, spice and all things nice. They dress in frilly pink lace. Bows and ribbons adorn their pigtails. T...
To the fuckin' third world scumbags
Celebrating in your streets that america is going to fall, it just shows your true stupidity and sand-nigger upbringing, sorry to iran that almost ...
Republicans
I can only assume the fuckwads who rail against all non-white, non-male, non-straight non-Americans are ultra-conservative Republicans still living...
Puerto Ricans
First of all, I hate going into the city. It's cramped, poor and an eyesore. If I wasn't already in a bad enough mood, I have to see those fucking ...
Work Does Not Equal Privilege
I want to let a lot of people in on a common sense bit of knowledge that seems to be a secret now: such and such is not privileged when they work t...
Bama Fucking Hoo
Cry me a river: I'm some dime a dozen ignorant asshole that flouts my garbage all over the place, poisons kids minds, and just repeats myself using...
Fuck you PETA loving hippies
If you tell me one more time to treat that fucking dog that gets in my face one more time while i'm trying to eat, i will. let me explain if i am e...
Poor people
How really, do people end up really poor? is it because of bad choices ? bad luck? BOTH?? what??
How do people end up moping floors their entire...
Why do you wear that?
Does anybody else get bothered when they see someone wearing something they shouldnt. For example I'm a pilot and it bothers me when I see a punk a...
I don't "hate" anyone, I just "dislike" them
Why in the hell do people say stupid things like "I don't hate anyone or anything, I just dislike them" and then they think they are somehow better...
Poverty? Not my problem
Instead of sending food to dipshits in thrid-world contries, we should send them tools to sustain a viable village. Noooo, never mind, that would b...
I'll fucking hit you next time
I dont consider myself racist because I dont hate black people. But, I dont understand why all the black people who live near me walk down the midd...
Boo Fucking Hooo
Feel sorry for me because I'm a white American! Sure, I've had my way for the last three hundred years and all, but gosh darnit people aren't scare...
Congratulations Everyone
To the world over: congratulations. You took it all, had a free fucking ride and pissed everything your ancestors fought and bled for away. Now you...
Where the hell are my real friends?
My dog of 15 years just died and it was devastating to me. Ok, so yes it is just a dog but to me she was like a freakin child. So anyways my sister...
CASY/skank mother
I think its time to torture that bitch of a mother who (doesnt know what happened to her daughter), ID water board her to start then pull her fin...
Who did it?
I want to know who the fuck drank all my Monster?
I am the only one in the house who drinks it. I pay for it with my own money, not our shared fo...
Fucking pay attention
I can not take it anymore! I hate those stupid people who sit in class and just talk the entier time to thier friends or are texting the whole time...
Dear Former Friend,
Okay, fuck you. Seriously. You keep perpetuating this inane argument and it's really getting annoying with the airs you put on, you self-righteous ...
Potheads
Now I've been known to partake on occasion, but WTF is with you longterm potheads defending this shit like it's the second coming of christ?
My n...
Waving Goodbye to my Faith in Humanity
So, I need to get the hell out of Indiana. The town I live is slowly but surely taking away all of the faith I have in humanity.
There are numero...
I like Asian people just fine, but....
Goddamn, they can't drive. And I don't think I'm over generalizing the issue either. I swear every time I see an Asian driving if I watch them long...
Drive damn it!
Why the hell are you in the left lane of the expressway going 10 miles per hour UNDER the speed limit. i like to speed. if i get a ticket its my pr...
That bitch has some fucking nerve!
So that other day i was talking with my friend (well shes like my bff) and i mentioned that i had to go, that i was meeting some other friends. she...
The New New Yorkers
All the new assholes invading NYC are so damn stupid and annoying.
Hello! You suck you assholes, you have made this city into a pussy fucked ver...
Disasters: the New Lottery
I'm really tired of hearing about what victims anyone that loses a loved one in any sort of disaster is in white countries, particularly America. M...
Skank Whore Neighbors
If I see that stupid lesbian skank giving me the evils one more time with her disgusting ginger eyelashes I will throw a brick through her window f...
Grammar?
So, you need a rant and you have to get it off your chest now. You hit the keys with venom and barely look at the screen. Maybe your not in the bes...
Militant Straight Edge Kids
I respect peoples decisions and how they want to treat their body, but I am so sick of militant straight edge bastards walking around with their no...