The law requires you to have an I.D. to purchase cigarettes, you inbred piece of shit.
Yet another rant from ye' olde' smokeshop.
So this kid comes in to the shop yesterday, wanting to purchase cigarettes. This little fuck had bee...
You don't even know me
i moved to canada when i was about 12 years old from the middle east.. i grew up along the mediterranean and my family isn't very religious.. we're...
I don't find black men attractive
I (as a girl) am not attracted to black men... so when a black guy asks me out, i told him point blank i wasn't interested. now, my girlfriends ask...
I wouldn't like you even if you weren't black
First of all, please don't in any comments tell me I'm racist. I'm not. I do not see race, it doesn't affect how I view my peers. What this rant...
Foreigners should shut the fuck up
i am so fucking tired of having people from other countries call americans ignorant. shut the fuck up we can do whatever we want! there's a reason ...
Pull up your pants
Next time I see someone with their pants halfway down their legs, I'm going to finish the job for them. I don't want to see your fat ass. Or your s...
Does anyone give a shit?
Fuck everyone for being self absorbed greedy uncaring assholes who as long as they have their i pods, mac books and any other shitty material good ...
Women are still whores
It's 2008. Women are successful, educated, and independent. Yay! But wait...Successful women still hold onto their antiquated standard to mate with...
To My Roommate
You're a bitch, and here's why:
After a three and a half year relationship has ended, it's a stab in the back to start dating my ex-girlfriend a...
Street people suck
I am not talking about homeless people that are working and living in their cars trying to make a better life by working two shitty jobs. I am talk...
People that don't keep appointments piss me off
I am selling one of my cars and placed an ad in Auto Trader. Yesterday I got about seven calls and three people said they wanted to come look at th...
Dear Americans:
Why are you so fucking ignorant. Yes I am stereotyping you; but in reality, it's not that much of an over generalization. Where I work, I serve peo...
People Suck!
If I've learned one thing in my life it's not that people are inherently good or evil, it's not that it's not that the capital of Iceland is Reyk...
Emo Kids make me sick
The people in my school always make fac*book groups glorifying cutting, suicide, and generally being emo. they package the groups as "self help" bu...
Straight Edgers are fucking losers.
"I DON'T DO DRUGS. I DON'T UTILIZE PRODUCTS MADE WITH ANIMAL PARTS. I LOVE JESUS. I'LL BREAK YOUR FACE WITH BRASS KNUCKLES IF I SEE YOU HOLDING A B...
MySpace is for Imbeciles
The huge popularity of MySpace is further proof that 99% of the world population are fucking imbeciles!
It kills me that all these people really...
All u people need a life
Yeah, thats right get a life or die for all i care but one thing for a fact is that u will never talk to brad pitt, u will never share mothering ad...
You have the internet, its time to learn how to use it.
You know what pisses me off, people coming to an this site bitching about using wikipedia as a source. They say stuff like " People believe everyth...
Adult Message Boards have the stupidest idiots in the world
I must be a glutton for punishment. I don't know why I keep going back to stupid ass adult message boards. Oh, I know why. Because occasionally I g...
People who think their shit dont stink
I really fucking hate people who think their shit doesnt stink. I mean, you made a little typographical error, so what. We might josh you a little,...
Wiggers
I cannot stand "wiggers". Typically you grow up in a normal household but you think acting like an ignorant gansta is going to put you ahead in li...
Too bad common sense can't be taught
I pulled through the McDonald's drive-thru last night -- yeah I know it's bad for you -- and a car is stalled in line forcing everyone to pull arou...
Omaha dumbass loser
WTF was this deal with the whiny loser in Omaha who decided to shoot 8 people so he would be "famous"? So your girlfriend dumped you and you lost ...
Gee I'm cool I have a stupid blue light in my ear
People that walk around with blue-tooths jammed in their ear are fucking annoying. "Hi i'm bob how are you doing today? And by the way is my blue t...
Roadside Arsonists
Here we are in North San Diego County, with another Red Flag Warning, and there you are, you absolute imbecile, throwing your lit cigarette out the...