Mohawk Mullet combo guy
I know that some people think your cool and all. I, however, am not a fan. Normally I would say something along the lines of change your stupid hai...
To the piece of shit
Who stole the ashtray from the front of my smoke shop. It was a tin coffee can, what the fuck is the matter with you. If it was cool or special in ...
Put away the cell phone already
You have one arm permanently bent because you cannot hang up your damn phone for any reason. You drive your kids to day care, get out of the car, ...
Bass players and drummers are fucking lazy
You always hear them bitching about not getting any attention, but what do these bastards do to get themselves any attention!? Do they promote the ...
Cigarette-Smoking Asshats
To all of you that smoke cigarettes while driving and then proceed to throw the butt out the window of your car---FUCK YOU. There is a goddamn ash...
Sick-ass breath!
This guy comes in late and sits down right next to me every single fucking class! He has the worst, most putrid breath I have ever smelled! I can't...
My other neighbor sucks
I recently posted a vent about the stupid bitch that lives next to me, this time it is about the stupid bastard that lives above me. I dont have a ...
People with speech impediments should be executed.
I don't care what any of you say. There is no excuse for people with speech impediments. Your parents were brother and sister, so you talk with the...
Mexicans at Walmart
I don't hate Mexicans, but jesus crist. I went to Walmart on a Sunday once and I thought I crossed the border. To hell that is. Why the hell do you...
My neighbor called the cops on me.
I shot my neighbors dog with my pistol. It was in my garbage for the last time. Well, second to last. I wasn't really shocked to see the cops at my...
My neighbor is a stupid bitch
The girl who lives in the apartment next to me plays the same game every week. She goes out on Friday or Saturday, finds a guy, and has sex relentl...
Most Ventibators suck
What the fuck people? It is beginning to seem like Ventibate is a community inhabited by Godless heathens who hate women, men, children, and animal...
Maybe you shouldn't drive
You have panic attacks. You have no sense of direction. You're deathly afraid of being lost or running out of gas, despite the fact that you're onl...
I just want a regular fucking coffee
So there's one of those coffee shops in the mall. I'm going to get a coffee, just a plain ordinary coffee. But 90% of the time someone ahead of me ...
QKJ has left the building: Does anyone really care?
Good afternoon, dear readers:
You want it straight and dirty? Well here it is. Maybe I'm a vain son-of-a-bitch who's got a minor God complex a...
EPIC?!
What the fuck is Epic about? An epic is a giant story like Lord of the Rings not a bottle of soda! "Oh man, this soda is EPIC!" Did it return the o...
No Offense but... is offensive!
If you have to preface anything with either "No offense but...," "Not to sound racist, but...," or "With all due respect," guess what? It's still g...
Question?
Why do people always say "Question?" or "I have a question." Why don't they just ask the damn question to begin with?!!? It drives me up the fri...
Um, Hello?
To the asshole lady in the minivan that cut me off this morning and made me spill my coffee all over the damn living room. You may think you're so ...
Slow traffic in the left lane
so - when did it become tough for people to remember that if anyone is ever behind you when you are in the left lane of any 2+ lane highway they sh...
Fucking Videogames
I fucking hate all those fat faggot assholes who play WAY to many fucking videogames and then think that they are some kind of fucking navy seal. ...
Crocs on guys?
Crocs on kids I don't mind. Crocs on girls are fine. Wear 'em with a skirt. Fine. They're not that great-looking, but there are plenty of shoes tha...
When people tell me to CHILL
i mean wtf why don't you stop telling me wut 2 do and just let me be?! YOU chill you stupid fucktard!
Fat tards
I totally hate those fat tards who go around fattin it up all over the place, moaning and groaning when they walk up stairs or small inclines. I ca...
Ricers
I absolutely HATE it when people are driving an old, crappy Honda Civic or any other type of old Japanese import and either slap a giant ass wing o...