Slow Eater - argh!
We have a friend who eats V-E-R-Y S-L-O-W-L-Y. We're polite when he's over and wait for him to finish, but if we didn't half, half the food would...
Unreasonable Insanity
*To preface, I'm a girl*
I have/had this friend. We met in high school, and she and I dated for a while. About a month into the relationship I fi...
Texting
Why the fuck do people text you, only to not reply to your respond? Why make me waste my money, answering your shit, asking you something in reply,...
Language
I am not racist, and i appreciate that people still value their own culture and language when they move to the usa. but for the sake of being poli...
Just back the fuck off, motha fucka!!!
You know what im tired of? im so sick and damn tired of people telling me to "wear more colors", "wear brigher colors", "maybe you should tan", "be...
Fat and still acting like a bitch
This stupid fat girl asked me whether if those were her magazines, stupid fat bitch, no they were mine, who wants her trashy dumb ass magazines abo...
Marriage haters!
Damn you marriage haters! Eventually you will fall deeply in love with someone and end up marrying them and if you disagree with me then your most ...
Racism
Seriously, racism is a big problem in the world today. Instead of accepting the reality of things and getting along, everyone wants to make excuses...
Some people are just born assholes
Ok. so my birdie flew away this morning. After finding him in a tree, very high up, I do everything I can to try and coax him down. I climb up on...
Pop Lock and Jam. . .
You are a butt-munching-fuck-tard.
Suck ma balls.... Or cock.
I don't believe you have a penis.
And I don't believe even more that it is big....
One angry lady, one awesome bus driver
Our school is serviced by a tiny, tiny bus, shared with the general public. the average age of this general public is about 70, but we're well beha...
Road Rage
I want to blow off steam about people, usually older ones, who drive 10-15 miles BELOW the posted speed limit! Especially on the no-passing roads. ...
Subhumans
Subhumans. Forget those assholes the Nazis; long before the era of World War 2 bullshit came along people of all sorts saw the growing problem of s...
Old People
Why is it that old people are so quick to blame everything on young people?
I'd like to remind the geriatrics of this:
5% of my paycheck goes ...
These stupid youth
These young, would be future wealthy capitalists who are chasing their falling dollars, thinking of themselves as "professionals" when inflation ad...
Wind Up
Grrrr You fucking think it's really gonna annoy me and destroy me if you start slagging my best mate off?
I dont fucking think so, Show some indi...
Teenage girls
You can fuck off. All of you. You grow up thinking you are all so fucking high and mighty, it isn't even an issue of being "popular", everybody is ...
Drama with friends
FUUCKKKOOFFFFFFFFF.
Im sick of you all being so bloody annoying.
Including me.
A question to the ventibate community.
Do you hate it when e...
Thank You Uneducated Trash!
I'd like to thank the uneducated trash for polluting this once nice, quiet building. You alone have inspired me to build my own house and move.
T...
Rott in hell father
well. What could be worst than finding out that your father is cheating on ur mom... cheating on your mom w/ your MAID!! yup!! our maid.. i so hate...
Dear Parents
Please take your kids to the bathroom instead of letting them shit as they please in the pool and making us have to close it down.
And no, the po...
The "king" of Ventibate
Who the hell is this troll and why haven't his Mommy and Daddy suspended his internet privileges yet?
He's the same little moron who posts about ...
Come on you guys. . .
Don't be so goddamn ignorant. This is my first time ever on this site and I've only been on for a few minutes but I already realized that a lot of ...
I Am not A Racist!
I hate it when black people ask me if I am "Into blacks." I should just say I am, but I am not, so I say so. I then get the "Oh, it's a choice," or...
Male vs Female driving
I'm just so sick and tired of people (mostly guys) repetitively say that women are bad drivers. WTF, give the ladys a damn break. Where is your pro...