None of your business!
so i'm dating this guy who's almost 60 (i'm 20) and when i tell people they start talking behind my back that i'm in it for the money... well no! i...
I hate love
I moved from LA to NY to be with my girlfriend. I realized I hate NY and want to move back. She tells me long distance is not going to work out aga...
Flirts
I REALLY hate it when awkward people flirt with one another. do they have any idea how stupid they look? not everyone can have self awareness, but ...
Propose already!!!
I have been dating my boyfriend for 2 and a half years. we talk about getting married, we're 22 years old (and not getting any younger) i wish he w...
I hate my girlfriend
My girlfriend insists that if I want a waked up blowjob that I have to reciprocate. That is fucking bullshit. Dont get me wrong, I love eating puss...
I don't know why this is true.
Whenever I have a girlfriend all sorts of chicks gotta be cock-gawking. When I don't, only fat ugly chicks wanna get on me. Eww. Still, very strang...
My wife doesn't like to kiss me because I have a beard
I like to kiss my wife but she says my mustache tickles. The crazy thing is that she likes me better with a beard so if I shave it off she kisses m...
Should be able to kill legally
Married a man i knew for ten years and loved dearly. he ended up gambling away thousands of dollars a night. i actually had to declare bankruptcy. ...
where are all the hard working grundgy guys
I can't find a dirty hard working guy, all that are around are freaking pansy ass lazy office boys. Fuck you!do some real work.Every one should try...
My friend's boyfriend sucks
He is generally nice, but he is the whinniest fucking bicth ass pussy i have ever met. he complains about every fucking thing...he acts like a 15 y...
Why are men intimidated by tall women?
Apparently men are intimidated by a tall woman. I've denied this fact for YEARS, well...all my years up until recently. This is what I've heard fr...
Keep your pants on or shut up
That addresses all of my dirty, dirty bar-trash friends who can't seem to keep their pants on long enough to get the guy's name. THEN they whine/cr...
Why would anyone choose to get married?
Why would any man in his right mind want to get married? If she decides for any reason, or no reason at all, to leave you, she gets half your shit,...
My girlfriend is cramping my style
Dammit, why can't things be simple? My girlfriend is a bitch and I don't love her, but I'm too deep in already. To add to the matter, theres anoth...
My roommate needs to nut up
my fucking roommate is not experienced with having a girlfriend. he needs to fucking learn to not kiss her EVERY LIVING FUCKING second. he brings ...
I can't figure girls out
why are girls so fucking difficult to figure out... and how come they never move on from old boyfriends once they break up... bitches
Smelly roommate
MY ROOMMATE TAKES THE WORST SMELLING DUMPS I HAVE EVER SMELLED!!
Your Friend
We dated for almost three years. A year or two has passed and we are on good terms, we even hang out once in awhile. Your new boyfriend is a douc...
get outta high school!
you're in college now, dump your shitty ass high school boyfriend!
I'm all for gay marriage
as long as both chicks are hot.
What...The..HELL?
So, you think you meet the right girl finally. Not perfect, just perfect for you. Spend over half a year catering to the fat ass bitch, giving her ...
Gah weddings
I'm stuck going to my boyfriend's brother's wedding and I'm dreading it. I fucking hate weddings. I don't mind getting married...but the actual wed...
ugh
Men must find it terribly amusing to mess with my head! I just don't get it...make up your mind!
bitch wont answer my phone calls!!!!!
THIS FUCKING BITCH WAS GOING OUT WITH ME FOR OVER 2 YEARS AND WE BROKE IT OFF, the worst part is she doesnt even want to be friends and she wont an...
bummer
im still in love with my ex girlfriend who cant except my flaws and mistakes that i made