Fuck skinny girls
I love fat chicks. I dont know what it is. If a chick can pack away a grande meal of taco bell burritos, she can pack away me. I love the way they ...
Sick of internet porn
Man, I'm so fucking sick of internet porn. Every single fucking fantasy I ever had has now been played out by some drugged up kids in California or...
SugarDVD girl and her BF
Here's the thing. I was gonna vent about some asshole that pissed me off, but as I was typing I looked at the banner ads on the right side of this...
Whats wrong with my self-loving?
People act like masturbation is such a sin. I could see if I was doing it with the dog or something (which I am not). A vibrator is a girls best fr...
Teeth in the head
Why wont my girl lay off the teeth when she is giving me head?? Im about to bust, and then--teeth--almost flaccid. It is almost enough to make me n...
My boyfriend's in jail
I'm a total nympho and my boyfriend has been in jail for over a month now. I am starting to go insane from the lack of sex. People say 2 masturbate...
The chicken croaked from too much choking
My damn dick won't get up anymore. I beat it 15 times yesterday because i had the day off for MLK day. Man it felt great but today I can't even get...
Milk is coming out of my bitch's tits?
I had not been laid in a month since my bitch was having a baby. Then, she decides to give it up last night. As we were fucking, her titty started ...
Can I get a good hand job?
Women should practice giving hand jobs before they just start going at it... its an art Ladies!
If i dont bust in like 10 mins cuz the hand job ...
Anal probe rape
I was out camping about 6 years ago with my Uncle and my Nephew. We were having a good time...drinking beers, cooking frankfurters, listening to mu...
You want me to what?
So I picked up this girl at a bar and we hit it off real quick that night. One thing led to another and we ended up going to bed. I sliced her and ...
Pee Pee too Biggy
I hate my fuckin dick! It is too big! When I goto gym class I have to wear small shorts and everybody can see my bulge. They all laugh at me and ca...
If you ask me for anal sex, take a dump first
Every once in a while I get lucky and my girlfriend let's me bang her in the ass. Well, last night I'm fucking the shit (wrong expression I know) o...
Underage teen models turn me on
I look at these young teen modeling sites online, that have 14 and 15 year olds posing in bikinis and shit, and i find it hot, and i dont give a fu...
I have a crush
I like this boy in my class and i no its wrong but i actually want to giv him oral sex and i no im too young and were only friends
Your life is better with your hand or a skank
Lets face it people. women exist on this planet for just a handful of scandolous things. meetin u, changing u to her liking, lying, your money, and...
Fucking In MY Cab
I wanna tell all those fukwits who use the back of my cab to fuck, go fuck on your mothers bed you dumbasses.......
Porno scene turnoff
I want to know why in porno when some dude is getting a blowjob the camera man always focuses in onto the dudes face. Your watching and you see th...
Guys are dicks
Why do guys always think we women can't have sex without falling in love ? If one more fucking jackass comes up to me thinking his dick is kryptoni...
Can't use my good hand
I recently broke three of the fingers on my right hand. Now I have to masturbate with my left hand. This sucks.
Fuck bad handjobs
To all women:
You suck at handjobs. Either blow me, fuck me, or go home. You will never give a handjob better then me. I've had years of practi...
Too much sex
I can't get too much sex. I can't get sex at all. I'm an ugly fat lazy bastard that doesn't care any better.
All girls are evil
I was out for drinks the other night with an ex. To make a potentially long rant short, we got to talking about how we've both played the field and...
damn
AIDS sucks so much
I've had enough of guys trying to slip it in my ass!!
Everytime i bring a guy home from the bar or clubs, they gotta try and stick there huge cock in my ass during sex. They quickly pull out of my puss...