Pee Pee too Biggy
I hate my fuckin dick! It is too big! When I goto gym class I have to wear small shorts and everybody can see my bulge. They all laugh at me and ca...
If you ask me for anal sex, take a dump first
Every once in a while I get lucky and my girlfriend let's me bang her in the ass. Well, last night I'm fucking the shit (wrong expression I know) o...
Underage teen models turn me on
I look at these young teen modeling sites online, that have 14 and 15 year olds posing in bikinis and shit, and i find it hot, and i dont give a fu...
I have a crush
I like this boy in my class and i no its wrong but i actually want to giv him oral sex and i no im too young and were only friends
Your life is better with your hand or a skank
Lets face it people. women exist on this planet for just a handful of scandolous things. meetin u, changing u to her liking, lying, your money, and...
Fucking In MY Cab
I wanna tell all those fukwits who use the back of my cab to fuck, go fuck on your mothers bed you dumbasses.......
Porno scene turnoff
I want to know why in porno when some dude is getting a blowjob the camera man always focuses in onto the dudes face. Your watching and you see th...
Guys are dicks
Why do guys always think we women can't have sex without falling in love ? If one more fucking jackass comes up to me thinking his dick is kryptoni...
Can't use my good hand
I recently broke three of the fingers on my right hand. Now I have to masturbate with my left hand. This sucks.
Fuck bad handjobs
To all women:
You suck at handjobs. Either blow me, fuck me, or go home. You will never give a handjob better then me. I've had years of practi...
Too much sex
I can't get too much sex. I can't get sex at all. I'm an ugly fat lazy bastard that doesn't care any better.
All girls are evil
I was out for drinks the other night with an ex. To make a potentially long rant short, we got to talking about how we've both played the field and...
damn
AIDS sucks so much
I've had enough of guys trying to slip it in my ass!!
Everytime i bring a guy home from the bar or clubs, they gotta try and stick there huge cock in my ass during sex. They quickly pull out of my puss...
It's so hard to find a horny transvestite clown to fuck
Seriously....does no one else have this fetish? I just wish I could have sex with a tranny clown......simple as that!
No strings attached!!!
Why the fuck is it so hard to find a girl (or girls) that want to just have hot butt naked meaningless sex!!! I just want to find some hot girl (or...
Girls that don't swallow
There is just no use for them!
Women want babies, men want sex
As a cruel joke of nature, the male of any species is doomed to look for sex on a constant basis, while the females find ways to avoid it. WTF? Stu...
Women are so confusing
I hate the fact that women are so fucking confusing... >.<
I think I went too far at the strip club
Confession time.
I'm not in the habit of going to strip clubs, I've been maybe 5 or 6 times in my life, but my buddies talked me into it last n...
I really like big tits
I'm not a big fan of fake boobs, but I really get off on a hot chick with really huge real tits. I can't get enough. When I see a chick with really...
Smells Great!
I confess I love the smell of girl's butts. I enjoy going through girls dirty undies (in hampers) to get their freshest pair of dirty undies.
My b...