Gallardo or Not?
I can't decide whether or not to get the Gallardo or not. I really like Lamborghini's and I have the room in my 5 car garage. I just can't decide w...
About it all
What pisses me off? The fact that in as little as a century, none of today's shit will matter. That in as little as a million years there may not b...
So you're the boss eh?
In all my years in this weird, weird place called reality, I've learned a couple of things. One of those things is that people sometimes create, or...
Fluoride
My stomach becomes inflamed like hell when I drink fluoridated city water, or any water that has fluoride in it (99% of water companies add fluorid...
It's right in your face
Nothing bothers me more than when someone asks me, "where is the soda" and it's right in their face. Before anyone needs something, keep the mouth...
Bamboo Plant
My bamboo plant is dying and I'm fucking pissed. I want an ice cream sandwich.
Fuck all humans. I want to kill them all.
That's right. Fuck you all. All you stinking faggot fucking wanker humans out there that exist, or ever have existed. I want to erase humanity from...
Help
How do quit an addiction? my friend need to stop doing something. we have tried other sights. he has had addiction problems before. he wants to kno...
freecreditreport.com ENOUGH!
I am sick of these god damn free credit report commercials. The fucking guy is annoying as fuck. My girlfriend loves the commercial and makes me ...
Food
Im really fed up with being overweight, my stepsister is battling anorexia and sometimes i feel jealous of her. i know its sick and horrible becaus...
Its my ball and I'm not playing anymore.
Aw poor old admin, didn't the free speech website go as planned?
Did it get too hot for poor baba? Whatsup didums are you gonna take your ball an...
I'm closing Ventibate down
Based on all the whining going on around here lately about big bad meanies ruining this place I've decided to close the site down and start a new s...
Lazy saggin-pants fuckers
I hate those dumbasses who walk around with thier pants past their knees. I fucking hate those idiots and when i see those lazy bastards walking ar...
Roaming Cats
Dumb fucking cat owners.... Why is it ok for you to let your cat roam the neighborhood shitting, pissing and fighting with everything around the ne...
The damn Olympics!!!
I am so sick of hearing about these chinese gymnasts that are fighting to keep their gold medals stating they are of age. Bullshit! I think they ...
Where's the metric system?!?!
Construction workers who don't even know metric units, let alone ever use them. The weather forecasts are still entirely in Fahrenheit on TV. Ame...
Honesty doesnt pay
If your wife asks you:
How do I look in this dress, and they look like shit on a stick, DONT tell them!
Especially not in front of the sales as...
I hate the crap on TV these days
The crap on TV really is shit.
Its like watching one big fucking advertisement! No wonder I hardly bother anymore and spend more time online inst...
MacRoadkill Burgers leaking fucking toilet
I took a piss in MacRoadkill Burgers's today and my piss came out the bottom of the urinal all over my shoes.
Fuck you MacRoadkill Burgers!
My ...
Non stop farting
I'm firing off about 350 an hour at the moment.
I think the paints starting to peel off the walls.
I just know the fabric on my chairs going to...
Bring back the draft
Let's have the draft back and end the volunteer army forever. You could still enlist, but you would serve nonetheless. Medical, only child, and def...
Thanks for ruining my lunch you asshole
I went out for lunch today. I been cutting after bulking up so it was my one cheat meal for the next fucking month.
I started eating my steak, on...
What is wrong with this picture?
Yknow a lot of people are just so fucking absolutely desperate that they do really dumb things.
Like buy a lottery ticket in some insane hope th...
Why must we use the n-word so much
I don't understand it, the n-word used to be the worst thing you can say, but now it is so regular in our culture that it doesn't really bother man...
How to kill a planet
We are all going to burn together and this is why:
Every day when I wake up I set off three tins of hair spray until they are used up.
I do thi...