Fuck Everything
I found this under the "Best Of Craigslist", and felt it needed to be posted. I did not create this piece of art, but I thought it should be on thi...
Sorry about that
We moved to a new server today and things didn't go as smoothly as we'd anticipated and we had a problem with the database. For a few hours the ven...
Smoking
I'm 18 and I've been a smoker for a couple of years now. The reason why I do it is not because I was influenced by "Big Tobacco," or I wasn't "rai...
I hate fucking faggots
Faggots should be arrested for being fucking gay. It is NOT a way of life. IT IS SICK. The one faggot I know is a diva, theif and a dick head. I HA...
Please don't kill me!
Have you ever noticed that the body position of someone praying or begging for their life matches almost exactly with that of someone giving a blow...
I Need Some Porn!!
I'm a girl and I love porn. But porn now a days are pure crap!! Nothing but girls fake moaning, fake squirting and guys delivering pizza with tiny ...
My poor dog
My dog has urinary bladder stones, he's only 3 years old, and I have fed him nothing but Science Diet (which is the Vet recommended brand) since he...
Bad day
I have had a really bad fucking day and I just want to rip into you motherfuckers. Comment on my post so I can fucking rip you to shreds. You hear ...
The only problem I have with universal health care
I don't want my taxes being spent on self-inflicted stupidity.
- Smoking
- Taking drugs
- Obesity
- Being a freak who cuts themselves
-...
New Shoes
I hate breaking them in. I have wide feet and most shoes are made for thinner feet. So IF I buy a new pair, I want to cut my feet off by the end of...
Old women going back to school
So, I was in class today, and the discussion was shopping culture. The teacher was talking about handbags and expensive clothes, equating them to ...
Oh dear God...
Late last night, I dropped by best friend off at the airport and was driving home (taking the back roads with very few street lights), and some ran...
Fuck the goverment
when i was 12 I started skateboarding
that got me arrested by the police several times
I start doing graffiti
got arrested
start drinking a...
Major league baseball sucks
So, for the first time in one hundred years, the cubs have the best record in baseball in the month of june. it was pretty much a foregone conclusi...
Mercury
I broke a CFL lightbulb in my room today.. I found out it contains mercury and is spread throughout a room when the bulb breaks and I didn't clean ...
I can't STAND packing!!!
Every time I move I always say, "This is THE LAST time I'm moving" because I fucking can't stand packing. It's my own fault, but I don't care. This...
Lakers/Spurs game....Foul or not foul?
At the end of the game the Lakers, Derrik Fisher is bringing the ball up the court and proceeded to run down the game clock down until the last pos...
I HATE how AZ is a zero tolerance state
YEAHH they say 0. 08 is the "legal" limit ITS NOT !! ANYTHING ABOVE 0. 00 is a dui!! (in arizona) all those undercover cops at the salt river are a...
Zelda for Wii
UGH! Why can't I get past this part? The part where there are like 6 guys on hogs with flaming arrows and 2 dragons dropping bombs, and you have to...
Spokane Chiefs - you suck!
Nice job breaking the Memorial Cup you dumbfucks. It is not made to be able to be held like the Stanley Cup you idiots. The thing holding the cup p...
Mental Illness
I get so tired about hearing about how the mentally ill are crazies and dangerous. If I have to hear my mother bitch one more time about how it's ...
Stupid bambies
I was just driving my car a half hour ago coming back from my friends house while we had a good time, when all of a sudden out of nowhere a fucking...
Can you afford to buy gas?
The latest news is that the U. S. is thinking about suing OPEC because they suspect price fixing. WTF? They are just now figuring that out? OPEC ha...
Yet another pot vent
I just want to vent more about how damn dumb it is that pot is illegal. People say it is a gateway drug, or that it harms people, or that it is add...
Thank You Canada
You have brought me many hours of enjoyment. I have loved making fun of your country. Thanks for giving Mounties to the world, their little costume...