Toilet Surprise
So this weekend my friend came up to visit me here at college. We went out Friday night at one of the local bars. Well he ended up going home with ...
Everything
Im soooo pissed.. At the same time i feel like a fucking deush bag for other people have way worse problems just surviving wich humbles me in a way...
Bf2s.com sucks
Bf2s is full of faggots who do nothing but chat about men on there forum, to all the members at Bf2s. Go Fuck Each Other in the ass=ir buttsex
What Grinds My Gears; Part 2.
I'm continuing this where I left off. Yeah, I'm a fairly pissed off individual. This crud has been bottling up and it feels hella good to let it ou...
Hottest College Skank
I am so fucking tired of the superficial society we live in. I'm tired of the stereotypes women have to bend to just to be considered "pretty" or "...
Salvia Divinorum IS the next marijuana.
So, I received a link today to an article regarding a topic that I’ve read plenty about before, the criminalization of salvia divinorum. As can be ...
What grinds my gears.
1. 'Religious' Christians.
I hate the 'holier than thou' asswipes who always try to shove Jesus down everybody's throats. No matter what anyone do...
Poop problems
I hate when I go to the bathroom to take a poop, and then half the poop comes out, but the other half stays in my butt. Then when I wipe, my butt ...
Going to the slammer tomorrow
3 days in the shit house for a drunk driving charge. I've been saying "I'll cuchyew" in the mirror and it's sounding pretty good. I'm ready to beat...
Not all pot smokers are idiots
I smoke it every day. I have a car, a full-time job, and a lovely rented house, I do not steal to support my smoking habit.
I'm honest and respo...
Bullshit 911 calls
I hate people who call 911 for the bullshit illness calls, they dont do anything but get me up in the middle of the night to take there dumbass to ...
Straws
Seriously? I adore you, but the first time I bend your accordion-esque segment I'm plagued by tiny holes. You ruin not only my suction power, but m...
Marijuana
I smoke weed every day... I don't give a FUCK!
Silence is golden
Cell phones have long been an agitation for me, if it's not an utterly annoying ring tone it's some guy making date plans (and simultaneously makin...
Toothache spawned from satan himself
I am in pain. I'm not talking about broken leg, or knee surgery pain (i wish), i'm talking about full fledged, i want to kill myself pain. I cons...
New Rule; Even though I don't like rules
We try to keep the rules to a minimum around here but without some rules things would get out of control. We also do not censor anyone's posts for ...
I really need to cut myself
I'm tired of not being able to cut. Because its emo. at least its better then bottling it up inside. Talking doesn't help. Ive tried this. Iver tri...
Cell Phones
Seriously, what did people do before cell phones? I think I know. They made plans and stuck to them. Now that everyone has a cell phone they can ju...
WTF?! What will take these pimples away!?
ARRRRRRRGH!!
fucker fuck fuck. I have tried changing my diet. I have tried "perfect skin" for many months.. I have tried proactiv, i have tried ...
All from a comment
I love the fact that ventibate day is now a possibility from just one comment on a post. That is why I love this community.
I tore my Achilles Tendon in half
I play in a flag football league with a friend of mine's church. And before i hear any shit from anyone, NO i am not trying to relive any glory day...
Stop wearing crocks
PLEASE. Real shoes aren't so unbearably uncomfortable that you have to turn to a hideous chunk of neon colored plastic. You don't have to wear a ...
Open letter to displaced RateMyCop.com members
As was pointed out in an earlier vent, the police watchdog website RateMyCop.com has been shut down by GoDaddy, the company that had been providing...
Waited all week for the weekend
I spend the entire week looking forward to the weekend and have plans for fun with the family and stuff that needs to be done over at my mom's hous...
Ventibate Rules
I love this site.
Its' a community of hate filled people, and theres nothing funnier in the entire world.
Seriously.
I declare today Internation...