Shit it feels like shit!!!
Ok i know this is kinda the same ting as my ass hurts but its so true its so hard to get up and down without support and i just read im gonna be sc...
Fucking GAS prices!
First of all, when Bush took office:GAS WAS $1.46!
Now the prices are threattening to go all the way to fucking $4.00 or more in the US!
Come on ...
Monster.com
Don't use Monster.com! It is a fucking waste of time! I have had my resume on there for a year and I have not gotten any calls from any employeers....
God Damn Fiber
My fucking doctor told me I need more Fiber in my diet. So I went to the grocery store last night and bought some Fiber One bars and ate one for br...
This is my home, homeless woman!
So this homeless woman broke into my house this morning. She didn't steal anything but simply walked to the top of my stairs and gazed out the win...
If you own a mac, kill yourself
I hate all you stupid cocksuckers who go on and on about how far superior your mac is to my inferior PC. Congratulations on your white laptop, now ...
The Anti-smoker
Fuck you with your head held high anti-smoker. You're as bad as a M.A.D.D. mom so devout in destroying a lifestyle you've never dared dip a finger...
Websites
I hate fucking websites that think they're so cool like ventibate.
Pigeons! Rats with wings!
Arrrggghhh. I love living in SF, but these damn pigeons that have roosted under my bedroom window have to go. Every f-ing morning its, "cooooo! c...
Do you hate me?
I am a 13 year old french speaking Canadian. I am a staunch liberal, and i believe in gun control, gay marriage and human rights. I hate George Bus...
Please stop raining
Okay enough with the rain in Fontana Calif.
I need my NASCAR fix. I cant take it anymore of these rain delays.
I hate the Internet
Curse the people that created the Internet. When you consider all the time I spend using it for my Internet based businesses, the time I use it for...
Fuck the admin
Fuck the admin. Seriously dude, what is your deal?
You go through the trouble of making a section on the left side of the page that lists the most...
My ass hurts
I fell down and landed on my ass. Now it really fucking hurts. I cant get up or sit down without supporting myself with my arms. Pure fucking agony.
Body Mass Index Dispute
Fuck my health professor! He's an asshole! Why is he an asshole you ask? Because he said I need to lose weight because of my BMI (body mass index)....
MySpace
I Really fucking hate MySpace. EVERY site there is UNbearably ugly and irritating and poorly designed. My respect for otherwise great musicians or ...
Ventibate's MySpace is too cool to befriend bands
Well then Ventibate, I guess that my band will not be advertising you in our top friends.
Send free anonymous @YouSuck email
For those times when ranting on Ventibate just isn't enough, now you can send free @YouSuck email to the bastards. If you want to remain anonymous ...
Fuck Starbucks
WTF $4 for a cup of coffee that tastes like 10w 40. God forbid you order a piece of cake with it. Holy shit, your looking a $7. Go to a nice greek ...
Learn 2 drive
Texas! The term "Merge WITH Traffic" doesn't mean 35 mph slower and it doesn't mean 35 mph faster than. It mean Merge WITH Traffic! Doesn't mean s...
I dont mind showing my cleavage
Why do all my friends keep on telling me to put my tits away? i wouldn't mind if there was full on huge in your face cleavage but theres not, its s...
Become a Ventibate VIP Member
We are happy to announce our new VVIP Membership OPTION. Please note that this is an option and not a requirement.
VVIP Members will have their ...
NFL Pregame
How much fucking time can you spend on what the players ate and shat? Holy fuck...can you just play the game and STFU!!!
Fuck You Windows Vista
FUCK WINDOWS VISTA!
I hope your programmers die in a CAR FIRE!
DIE, DIE, DIE!
Connection? Oh, what's that? Like I used to be able to talk ...
HMOs Are Evil
The American health care system is a class example of why you should not let business control the medical system. The richest country in the world...