New year: Who gives a shit?
Why do people celebrate a new year? Next year will be the same load of shit as last year was and so will the year after that. You will still wake u...
Ventibate suggestion
When searching through the random rant feature, I move quickly. Sometimes I see one that I like, but I have accidently already hit the random rant ...
Nobody bitching about xmas???
Ventibate, you disappoint me!
Surely somebody got something they didn't want/already had, got something from someone they hate, got something fo...
I buy birthcontrol, so buy a fucking condom!!
my boyfriend and i are sexually active, and are very careful because we CAN NOT afford to have a kid right now. ive been on the pill since i was 18...
Get Off The Fuckin Road
To all those fuckin retards who drive slow in the fast lane, move over coz im comin fast down your rear end. Muwawahahaha
Bit torrent is soo fast - or not
Fuck, every time I go to download anything from this torrent shit it goes at like 10KB/s or even slower. A direct download would be a hell of a lot...
Not for pop rockers and hip hoppers. Just remain ignorant.
what do u people want? simple, primitive, retard melodys and beats that today's pop rock and hip hop "artists" are playing on the radio and tv all ...
Clinic quacks
Two months ago I went to my walk-in clinic with a bad cold and sinus blockage. I told the doctor (who I think was in the exam room for all of 45 s...
People Who Don't Like Chewing Tobacco
Why do people have a problem with me chewing tobacco? It doesn't smell, or hurt anyone else. All I hear is "eeeewwww, you do that?" But they nev...
Stop bitching about police brutality
ANALOGY: you just robbed a bank, shot someone, and led the police on a dangerous hour-long car chase through a busy city and you expect them to tre...
I got busted for masturbating
I like to masturbate. I mean I really, really like to masturbate. The other day I was at the mall trying on clothes and decided to spit one out in ...
How to Break a Beer Bottle With Your Bare Hands
I found this on wikiHow. First of all, I wonder how many people would actually be impressed that you could break a beer bottle with your bare hands...
2 girls 1 cup is freaking disgusting!!!!
People should be warned, that is the most disgusting "sex" video i have ever seen. I wish i hadn't. It is two girls eating and puking up shit. you ...
College Coaching
After Notre Dame fired Ty Willingham, everyone called it "racism" (which is complete bull shit). now GATECH fired their coach, who never finished a...
Ventibate needs a new banner.
I'm sick of having to see Mike Tyson's ugly fucking mug every time that I come to this site, already pissed off as it is. Someone should shoot that...
I'm moving out
I have recently posted rants against two of my neighbors for being stupid bitches and operating charcoal grills inside. Now a totally new neighbor ...
Fucking ventibate profanity filter
Kudos to ventibate for adopting a fucking profanity filter. Now my fucking kids can read the goddamn site. Funniest fucking thing ever to put the s...
Using checks for small purchases
Why the hell do people, in 2007 STILL insist on writing a check to pay for a pop and a candy bar at the fucking gas station!? paying with checks st...
The most screwed up act ever
Now I hate old ladies for countless reasons such as: Inability to drive in any normal fashion, Grouchiness, Penny counting at stores, and probably ...
I'm pissed and need to vent on the phone
I'm soo pissed i gotta vent....i cant fucking call this number to vent....what the fuck is a temporary code?!??! fucking dicks!
How can paper beat rock?
I understand how scissors can beat paper, and I get how rock can beat scissors, but there's no fucking way paper can beat rock. Is paper suppose to...
Gas prices going up again
Analysts predict that gas prices will rise another $.20 by Christmas. The average price of gas right now is something over $3 a gallon and yet it w...
Pandas are useless animals that should be extinct
I fucking hate pandas. They won't screw, they can only raise one cub, they only eat bamboo (which has low nutritional value, not to mention their ...
Whales are GAY
Whales F-ing suck. If I could put one of those Calvin pissing stickers here is would have him pissing on whales, those stupid fat bastards!
Fucking yankees
I just moved from the south to the north, and it is fucking cold. How the fuck do the fucking yankees take this shit. It is 30 degrees outside, and...