Fuck jenna bush
I dont give a shit that she is getting married to some douchebag. Why the hell is it on TV? They say you cant turn a ho into a housewife, and word ...
Fuck You Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana or whatever the fuck your name is this week
seriously, this girl is going to end up like b spears. she's turned into a damn slut and my god i wouldnt be surprised if she starts using drugs. e...
Comment complaints... shut the fuck up!
Hey! Stop complaining about comments people make to your rants. If you're feelings are so hurt about it then don't post a rant here. I've seen abou...
Dear Drugs
Dear Drugs,
It's been four months. Today I miss you, so much. Just one last hit, one last pill, one last line. It's so hard without you sometime...
I hate Mac Commercials
Hi im a Mac
Hi im a PC
I dont care, at least the PC has a job!
that stupid mac guy just stands there with that shit eating grin on his face w...
Chomsky gets me going
I am very, very attracted to Chomsky. In a sexual way. I always fantasize about him while I am having sex. How can i pursue him?! Hope he isnt gay,...
Fuck Britney
Her fucking stupid full of shit fakeness!
Shes influnced so many people when she was younger and it was all lies, Shes just another coporate puppe...
People who Chris Crocker pisses off
If you don't like it, stop watching it!
The reason he is still on there is because, obviously, people like watching his vids. You watched it so yo...
Prissy people in charge
Why is the movie biz filled with pussys in charge, they need everything done for them, and need to be the only one who can find a solution for any ...
The News Sucks
I'm posting this under celebrities because the news sucks, and there are too many celebrities features as top stories. I don't give a shit about Pa...
Fuck you Charleton Heston
Fuck you buddy. Moses was definately not packing heat when the exodus thing went down. Although I have to say it was sort of amusing that the presi...
Kobe = Rapist
Kobes lawyer goes to my church in Colorado. The Sunday after he was acquitted she was crying and praying the whole time.... coincidence?? And don...
Celebrities suck
celebrities suck!...they think their shit don't stink...assholes.They should blow up LA,leave NY alone .What gives those fake ass,high paid mutherf...
Um...uh...em
Do we really need a President who can't figure out what he's gonna say next. Every question he's asked has at least 5 ums or uhs, or ems in the fuc...
Tom Cruise is a douchebag
If King Louis the XIV was still around, even he would say, " wow, that guy is, how you say, Le Huge Douchebag". Even John Edwards, the biggest douc...
So long Brett Favre
Im sad to see you go. You were the best quarterback in the nfl for many years. you will be missed
Leave President Bush Alone!
How fucking dare anyone out there make fun of President Bush. After all he's been through. He lost the World Trade Center you heartless bastards. H...
Muslims bitching about Doritos now....
For the love of FUCK is there one thing, ONE THING in this world that nobody will bitch about? Jesus fucking christ almighty!!
Supposedly there's ...
It Pays to Fuck with Reverend Fred Phelps
Do you love to hate Reverend Fred Phelps and the Westboro Baptist Church as much as we do? Then we want to pay you to prove it. We will pay $100 to...
Soulja Boy Sucks Cock
I don't get it. He must have sucked a lot of cock to get where he's at today. Because he has no skill as a rapper at all...
Counting Cards All The Way Into The Colon
Counting cards is a rough business, and when you really get going sometimes its hard to stop. I found that out the hard way, unfortunetly. I was ...
hahahaha Pats
Ole Tom Brady is gonna have a hard time supporting all those bastard kids now that he is going to lose endorsements to Eli.
Fred Phelps says Heath Ledger is in Hell...
... and the Westboro Baptist Church plans to picket Ledger's funeral. For those of you that have never heard of Fred Phelps and his bogus church, t...
Sick and tired of the Spears sisters
I am sick and tired of hearing about the damn Spears and all of the other sluts on TV that our children are growing up watching on tv and reading a...
I am the father of Jamie Lynn Spears baby
Alright, so I admit it. I knocked up Britney's little sister. I know, I know, its a crime, but that precocious little bitch has a great rack for a ...