Who would you do?
I would do Oprah Winfrey good and hard. All holes ass to mouth. No shit motha fucka! Say the word Oprah and I'm there, honey pie!
I have also men...
I just cant take it anymore...
I just cant stand another minute!
I just have to bang Hilary Clinton NOW!
I'd just love to see that oh so perfect, never a hair out of place he...
What I've always wanted
I've always wanted to go to the bookstore when the harry potter books come out, and buy every single copy for like 6 months. if i had money to wast...
Ding dong, the hypocrite's dead
So Isaac Hayes, the hypocrite, has died.
He had no problem with South Park making fun of religions, but when his "religion" was attacked he quit...
Gordon Brown can kiss my hairy Bollocks.
This total fucking arsewipe cant even run his own political party, never mind the UK.
He says we're all too fat and should go on a diet, all the ...
Madonna should get in her grave
That manky old slapper used to make me feel like retching even when she was young!
When she dances around in that leotard I just feel like puking...
Criss Angel
What a fucking douche! seriously, he's a magician. That's all. He can't cure cancer and magic is NOT real.
Fuck you Bob Novack
You think it is funny to out a covert CIA agent in order to further the agenda of the Bush administration? Well I think it is funny that you hav...
George Carlin is not god
No one fucking cares about George Carlin. All you people who quote him are just proving that you have nothing better to do than idolize the corpse ...
Fuck you Tony Snow
"What a great man he was." Bullshit. You dedicated the end of your life to whitewashing evil. You aided in the prosecution of an illegal war, the c...
Did He Do it?
What I want to know is this: Did Tom Cruise have some sort of botox dip or plastic surgery? My friends and I all think so, and we were just wonderi...
The New Punisher Looks Horrible
What the hell? What happen to the guy from the first movie? And more importantly, I thought Steven Segal was dead.
Bono, Fuck Off Already
I was watching "Fab Life & Blender Presents: 20 Most Outrageous Celebrity Extravagances" or whatever it was called. U2's Bono apparently paid nearl...
Thank You Scott Kalitta
I wanted to personally thank you Scott. Well, as personally as I can since you are now deader than shit. I always wondered why they called them fun...
Who fucking cares!
Why, when his gf hesitated about meeting her folks, did Charlie on Numb3rs ask... Is it because I’m Jewish? Does ANYONE give a flying fuck at a rol...
Thank you
thank you, oh so much, you beautiful, rich, skinny celebrities. thank you for displaying all of your so called talents. thank you for making me fee...
Who was the dumb shit that decided to give Flavor Flav his own dating show?
Flav is so hideously ugly, he's such a baffoon... I'd really like to slap the idiot who approved the show. I don't care if he had a kazillion dolla...
Lip sync
Why are some people so idiotic?
I've told you before they have to fucking lipsync in their music video's. What you expect them to appear in all ...
Elizabeth Hasslebeck is a Dumb Ho!
I have flicked across the show the View a few times in the last few months but have to change it because otherwise I will smash the TV after having...
Who Sucks and who doesn't
Dr. Phil Sucks
Oprah doesn't but she does need to get over herself.
I like Ellen. i am happy she is getting married.
What is another word fo...
Avril Lavigne
Why do so many people hate Avril Lavigne. Shes a good musician and deserves to be were she is today.
Its the same fucking excuse why people disli...
Damned Jonas Brothers
My sister fucking loves you so now I have to listen to the Jonas Brothers everyday. Fucking fifteen year olds. The Jonas Brothers have NO TALENT, t...
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt
I am so tired of them. They won best couple in people. It's sick. Look at how they got together. He cheated on his wife and got her pregnant. They ...
Fuck jenna bush
I dont give a shit that she is getting married to some douchebag. Why the hell is it on TV? They say you cant turn a ho into a housewife, and word ...
Fuck You Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana or whatever the fuck your name is this week
seriously, this girl is going to end up like b spears. she's turned into a damn slut and my god i wouldnt be surprised if she starts using drugs. e...