Put your hand down or I'll shoot it off
Put your hand down. Put it down...easy...that's it...goooood. It's all right. You can comment on the lecture once or twice, but putting your hand u...
Screw Calculus!
Hey calculus, FUCK YOU! Seriously, you don't make the least bit of sense and when I think you do, I find out that I am wrong and everything I did w...
Essay exams suck
No seriously. This is bullshit. If you're going to give me an essay test, make me think, make me analyze something. DON'T just ask me to parrot bac...
I Fucking hate my geography teacher
Look guys, I've been standing all this for too long, and that fucking bitch always saying stupid jokes all the time and saying that I talk in clas...
Dear dirtbags...
Dear dirtbag neighbors down the hall,
The hallway in our dorm smells like shit and it's your fault. Pick up your trash, do your laundry, and sto...
I'm gonna kill a GREEK
If I have to see another trio of guys in aviators and popped collars I'm going to gun them down. I don't ever want to talk to you, and amazingly th...
Girls in class
To the hot girls in class:
Please stop teasing my cock with your little shorts and super tight shirts with your titties all hangin out and shit. ...
Pointless classes
I have a class where all we do is sit and read the powerpoints, which are available online, and do problems so easy i could shit out the right answ...
school sucks
more specifically, engineering grad school. WOW it sucks
School is nuts!
I have to submit my work tomorrow and have yet to start. I have had all week to make it but I choose to put it off.. The reason I put it off was be...
rich bitches
just cuz you wear abercrombie doesnt mean your hot shit. you ever bump into me again ill punch you in the face
HELP MEEEEE
My watch just fell off im sick as a three legged dog me and 11 other classmates got Fs thanks to a stupid little history teach with a bad combover ...
Professors
My professors are driving me fucking nuts.
IM Soccer Fuckers
Fuck you everyone who didn't show up to our IM soccer game tonight. The 4 of us who show some sort of commitment to your fraternity had to play the...
2nd week, frustrated already!
i teach to teach...not to babysit, and not to coddle my students whatsoever...it's frustrating having to not only teach EVERYTHING on the curriculu...
Fucking College students
Im sick of walking around school and hearing all the students talk like they are so fucking enlightnened. Youre not a genius asshole, so shut your ...