You suck at sucking!
To my GF of two years - You suck at sucking dick. Your selfish in bed. Its always what you want and when your done your to tired to return the favor. Youve only managed to get me off 4 or 5 times in our entire relationship. Ive bought you books, showed you videos, talked about what I like, what I dont like (stop fucking teething!) and you still cant get it. I love you but if you cant learn to give head soon your gone.
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1The last sentence should be a message to all women not just your gf
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2I never understood why some girls use their teeth, it's not THAT hard to avoid! I've never once slipped up, and when I hear about other chicks doing it I'm always baffled.
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3My ex actually liked teeth. How fucked up is that lol
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4Teeth suck, that hurts stop it. And dude, 4 or 5 times in two years? You have to be the most patient guy I've ever heard of, I'm surprised she doesn't wake up to you beating off on her or something.... Sounds a bit unhealthy.
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5superman dat ho
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6I don't understand how someone can be that bad at giving head, its just too easy.
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7wow....
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8ditch that bitch
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9No, #1 it should be a message to all PEOPLE.
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10So, where is she supposed to "learn to give head" if you're not showing her? I guess you want her to go practice with someone else?
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11"So, where is she supposed to "learn to give head" if you're not showing her? I guess you want her to go practice with someone else?"
I am telling her what i like and dont like. She is trying it shes also failing
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12Try some porn - seriously. See if she can figure it out from watching the actresses. Otherwise, you may have to leave her because I've found people who are selfish in bed are generally selfish in all sides of life. My ex-boyfriend didn't care if I finished ever - then when we had our joint checking account (stupid, I know this now) he closed it two days before dumping me, taking half my money with him. So if she can't learn to give good head or get you off some other way, then dump the bitch and find a girl that wants you both to enjoy yourselves.
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13How about talking it over with your gf on getting a girl(professional) who knows how to give head to give her a lesson in the room with the three of you. If you love her , give it another shot. If she is just selfish in bed then she does not care to learn , stop giving her the goods , cold turkey style and she will just break it off with you...
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14this post oddly turned me on.
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15PLease read and show the GF "Learning to give head". Nuff said.
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