If I have to deal with you one more day
I'm going to kick you out of wherever we are. Seriously, I know you want to fuck my friend. He's relatively attractive (if you haven't been there when he's peed the bed) and he's a nice guy, but I am not a threat to you. Stop being a little cunt to me just because you know you're ugly and boring and the only reason you're allowed to hang out with us is because everyone is too nice to say anything. I don't know when you decided I was a threat but I'm not.When I walk into my house, I don't care if you don't know me, don't said, "Oh umm this is a private party, can I help you?" Yea you can help me, get your ass off my couch and stop drinking my beer! It's a private party that I purchased the alcohol for and organized. Just because I had to go help a friend with something and hence arrived later than I anticipated, you DON'T LIVE HERE!! If there was a problem with me coming in the (locked) door then don't you think one of my roommates would have said something?
Then, when you come out with us tonight (which was a nice surprise since you weren't invited and I didn't think you are 21) don't you dare judge me for knowing the bartenders and hostesses where we went. Yea, I go to the bar a lot - it's one of the only things to do in this tiny town. Yea, I'm friends with them and yea, they do clear me a table when I ask them. In answer to your stage-whispered question, no I don't think I'm special, I know I am! Sorry to be arrogant, but when it comes to that particular bar and those particular people, they do know and love me. That's why I didn't get charged for any of that food we ordered - that you had no problem stealing.
You like riding on my coat-tails because you think its cool to hang out with seniors - I don't like you. If you insult me one more time to my face or behind my back (no I'm not a whore because I won't date the guy I'm hooking up with, I'm realistic - we're going to be living 3000 miles away from each other in 3 weeks) you are cut off. I don't care who you want to fuck or who you think likes you, M. is only using you a cum dumpster. And FYI he already told us he's not dating you. You may think he is, but in his mind he's single. So keep being a bitch to me, but remember, I'm smarter, prettier, more fun, and more popular than you'll ever be. And yes, I am aware of who Socrates was - sorry I can't read the Ancient Greek on your shirt, that doesn't mean I'm stupid, it just means I don't know the language. Stop trying to make yourself cool - we'll all be graduated in about 2 weeks and then you'll still have no friends.
Final thing, your parents must have been on drugs when they named you because your name is not a name! It's a city in Ohio! My name's a name. Sorry it's not "unique" - I can't control the fact that other people have my name. It doesn't make me less of a person and if you say one more time "Oh, yea, N. is such a common name, I bet you wish your parents had named you something more unique." I am going to put my stiletto (which I enjoy wearing, I don't wear for some guy like you implied) so far up my ass your proctologist will never find it!
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1It is really aggrivating when one of your friends lets a nasty little skank like that hang out with everyone just so he can get laid whenever he wants.
At least you only have to deal with her for a few more weeks.
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2Wow. Love it. Nice rant, I hate people like that. No personalities of there own so they adopt bits and pieces of everyone they hang out with. Stupid little people piss me off.
But 1's right, at least you only have to deal with her for a short time longer!
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3Why don't you tell her this? She's not your friend, your friend doesn't actually like her, and as mentioned, YOU'RE LEAVING.
Most likely outcome: She'll stare at you, gaping mouth, and cry. And then you can say "See bitch, don't fuck with me. Get a real name."
Also, you said you'd put your stiletto up your ass. Just so you know.
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4lol #3 I was thinking the same thing...
Yeah I had to re-read the stiletto incident again. U might not wanna shove it up ur ass.
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5You'll put a stiletto in your ass... Oh man that's funny.
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6we'll all be graduated in about 2 weeks.
Nice... Beauty school?
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7put a cigarette out on her head, if you dont smoke, flick lit matches at her. alternatively fuck her just avoid her, and talk to your fried who is using her for his manly jooce release, there have got to be... Wait a minute what the hell am i saying? fuck this just nuke her ass
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8smack that bitch silly.
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9It is very obvious that the girl has self esteem issues! I have always been the only girl in our group of friends and any girl they bring around always takes me as a threat! I think its funny! I am pretty, smart, witty, dependable, and responsible, obviously it is too much for girls to take when they are desperate for guys attention! You will ALWAYS be in your click, she won't be! So rather than letting her get to you, laugh at her when she tries to talk to you, act like you don't know who she is in public, don't EVER answer any of her calls! lol this WILL make her crazy! Please trust me, I am the queen when it comes to trashy chics trying to push me out of my click! lol Good luck and congrats on graduating!
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