Boy, boys, boys... you suck!
Why are all men/boys so freakin helpless and immature? Seriously! Grow the fuck up. All you do is complain about not getting laid, let not getting laid make you insecure, and think about different ways to get laid. Pull your fucking heads out of your fucking asses already. I just want to be in a solid relationship without you posers playing head games and needing ego stroking and constantly disspointing me because no matter what you say you only have the one thing on your mind. But you're not even honest and up front about it because you will say whatever you think you need to in order to have sex! It's not going to work with me, so either be real or stop calling. Here's a hint: take care of yourself. Focus on you, make yourself successful, confident, independent (no relying on parents please), well rounded individuals and the girls will come to you. It's honestly that easy cause there arent' many of you like that. So move out of your parent's house, stop taking their cash, graduate already, expand your horizons, get a fuckin hobby, learn to be secure in yourself without needing someone to stroke your ego, grow up, shave your face, get your head out of the gutter, stop dowloading internet porn, say something interesting once in a while, and figure out that life is about more than impulses and momentary sensations. Be somebody! Shit. It's not even that hard!
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1ummm... maybe instead of trying to change something that can't be changed you should take the time to learn more about the opposite sex. Why are men always the ones that need to learn to understand women?
Nature made us the way we are just like all animals. It's our instinct to think about sex all the time just as it's a woman's to think about it very little. Asking us to stop looking at Internet porn and stop thinking about having sex with you all the time is like asking anyone to stop eating or sleeping, it ain't gonna happen.
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2youre disgusting. you have no idea what men are really like because nobody really likes you for who you are or cares about you enough to get to know you. maybe the reason guys only want sex from you is because, hm... you suck? thats probably it. really. how selfish do you have to be to expect every guy to change and be perfect for you. i hate to propagate stereotypes, but you are a perfect example of how self centered and narrow minded women can be. theres nothing wrong with impulsiveness and theres nothing wrong with a guy with a few problems. problems make people interesting, but maybe youre too immature to deal with that, princess. hell, there isnt even anything wrong with porn. its healthy to think about sex sometimes. its better than not at all. so why dont you pull YOUR head out of your ass, stop being such a pussy, and grow a pair. theres more to guys than sex. by the way: im a girl.
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3Let me turn this particular quote around to reflect what men think.
Original quote:
Here's a hint: take care of yourself. Focus on you, make yourself successful, confident, independent (no relying on parents please)
Modified quote:
Here's a hint: take care of yourself. Focus on you, make yourself successful, confident, independent (no relying on men to give you a free ride).
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4I think I'm in love with #2.
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5#1, There's not much to learn. I got it down. It's so simple it's downright stupid. Yeah... and it's not like I don't like sex. I just have a brain and use it and know that I don't want to be a diseased ridden whore. That's all. You make it sound like sex is cool, but I'm sure you'd be the first person to turn down the slut that had been around the block too many times.
#2, Interesting how you have so much insight into my life and who I am and how so many people just don't like me because I "suck". There's nothing wrong with impulsiveness, but society says otherwise. If this wasn't true, I'd fart in public while picking my nose and wiping it in my neighbors hair because I feel like it. I'd also walk around calling people like you whore bags. Yeah, a guy with a few problems is soooo cool. Let me tell you how cool it is that they live in a 9x9 room at their parent's house jerking off to internet porn in a sock while thinking of girls like me and wishing I wasn't so prude (not slutty?). And I'm sorry... you want me to grow a pair of what? Testicles... if you have them then you were wrong about the "i'm a girl thing". Not to mention, 7/16 of an inch. That's the distance you would have to move your pinky in order to not sound like an idiot. It's called a shift key. I used to type emails in all lover case like yours, but then I decided I didn't want a job cleaning bathrooms.
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6#4, You would be. Go back to playing your World of Warcraft game and leave this to the people with an actual thought.
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7#3, I feel ya. When you are a man of upstanding character (there are so few of them), then I could totally see the skepticism that would come along with thinking of most women as gold diggers.
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8#6. That was my thought moron, I was agreeing with #2.
P. S. I'm 41 years old and make more in one week than most of you make in a year and never play computer games. So much for assumptions.
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9#8, Ssuurreee. I was under the impression that your "thought" was that you were in "love" with #2's "thoughts", not just agreeance. Somehow... I mean... I must have pulled that one out of my ass, right? Or wait... maybe that's what you said. Yep, yep. I'm pretty sure. And I guess the "assumptions" that #2 made. Those don't count, right? Oh, and your large salary impresses me. It really, really does. Because a big salary makes you a solid character. That's always been known to be true, right? Hold on a minute while I bask in the largeness of your over grown salary and the depth of your "thoughts"... Okay, done. And I think you've just made me stupider.
Oh, and I'm a beauty queen. But we can't prove that over ventibate now CAN we?
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10I don't feel the need to prove anything, my point was simply that your assumption that I was a WOW playing kid was incorrect. And now that we've had a chance to hear more from you, it's painfully obvious why you have problems with men. Are you sure you're not a dyke?
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11Wahahahahaaha! But apparently you did feel the need to share how big your salary is with me. I bet you find it necessary for you to do in order to be treated with respect, don't you? Are you sure you don't secretly suck cock and blow cum bubbles on weekends? Oh, please, tell me exactly what I've said that makes it so "painfully obvious" why I've decided, just today, that men suck? I really want to hear this...
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12teehee. sorry to piss off most of you here, but i agree with the OP.
testosteroned jerks.
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13Apparently the poster is perfect in every way. Why cant I find a woman like the poster. A fucking succubus that will make me wish i was never born. Rewallity check bitch, your not perfect, nobody is perfect. The people that say they are perfect or act like it are usually the most fucked up of all.
ps. I bet you have a really HUG vagina... Like Astro Dome huge. You should thing about becoming a coke mule, I bet you could fit all of Columbia in that thing if you put your wind to it. People masturbate to you? What like about how great it would feel to get away from your parachute vagina before it consumes them whole? just sayin
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14^reality* think* ... See i make mistakes and i can admit it... Your shit really does stink
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15Prude.
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