Baby Seals and Eurotrash
Dear Europe. I just love how you have the overwhelming urge to criticize Canada and our Seal harvest. Don't get me wrong, I find no need for it either, but the way you whine and cry and piss and moan about it is, well, hypocritical. You act as if this is the only thing wrong with our oceans, and that if you can just save that one fluffy little seal pup, all will be well. You couldn't be more wrong. Our oceans are becoming bereft if life because of YOU. You stupid motherfuckers are eating all the damned fish in the Atlantic ocean and killing untold number of species in the search for the ones that you find to be palatable. You have raped the Atlantic to the point where the cod stocks off of Newfoundland will NEVER recover. Sharks are in decline, bill fish are in decline, bottom fish are in decline and all you can feel empathy for is a fucking seal. Your countries have fleets of gigantic trawlers that aren't really all that specific about what they get, and guess what? You end up catching things like turtles, dolphins, basking sharks and small toothed whales. Are you allowed to catch them? No. But you do anyway. Because after all, Sven needs his fucking herring. Blow it out your fucking asses, you hypocritical, navel gazing shit stains.
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1i dont think you should generalise europeans like that. it's like, 30 different countries.
i doubt half of them give a fuck about your seal harvest, tbh.
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2Why not? They're all unionized now. And yes, they do give a fuck, hence the loud cries and admonitions. And it IS because of their overwhelming dependence on a rapidly shrinking resource that the Atlantic ocean is becoming a wasteland.
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3Funny how when the tables are turned those self righteous euros shut the fuck up.
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4There is no actual use for Canada. If Canada just fell off the map, the only response would be a worldwide 'hmmph, didn't see that coming'.
Posted 13 hours ago | Report -
5Thank you for such an incredibly insightful comment. However, those who live outside your little ameribubble tend to take these things seriously. Your opinion and lack of intellect have been noted. You may now go back to your hot pockets and Nascar.
Posted 10 hours ago | Report