So close, and such a miss

I was walking through downtown today, and I noticed a trash can. It was surrounded by all these paper cups and bags and napkins and what-have-you from fast food restaurants. I needed to throw away my lemonade, and I figured maybe I'd have to shove it through the top to get it to stay in there, because the only reason known to me that all that crap would be lying there right beside the can would be that people had tried already to properly throw away their trash but couldn't fit it in because of all the garbage already in there.

The trash can was maybe halfway full, and the cup went through easily.

I'm just wondering, what hinders the human race from getting a paper bag, a cup, or a foil food wrapper through the lid of a half-full trash can? Are people just physically incapable? Is there some intimidating aura about it? I mean yeah trash cans stink but they won't eat you.




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  • 1
    Get over it & stop whining. If it bothers you that badly that humans are lazy, then move to some far off planet where ppl don't live. "intimidating aura" leads me to beleive your a tree hugging fag.

    move to Canada... Oh wait Canada ships their garbage here. Guuuuuuh

    Posted 2 months ago | Report
  • 2
    It's just annoying. Laziness in humanity is bad, and I can guess #1 is not a tree hugger, but a lazy shit.

    Posted 2 months ago | Report
  • 3
    It requires just a tiny bit too much energy to move their hand a few more inches.

    Posted 2 months ago | Report
  • 4
    OP here.

    #1, I'm not a tree hugger. I just believe that trash belongs in the can. That's what they're for.

    Posted 2 months ago | Report
  • 5
    The fact that they seem to at least attempt to throw the trash away but then don't care enough to actually make sure it gets into the can is the frustrating part. Of course I guess at least they tried which is more than I can say for a lot of slobs out there that drop the shit where they stand.

    Posted 2 months ago | Report
  • 6
    Don't forget this is a country where people will fight over the closest parking spaces to the health club...

    Posted 2 months ago | Report
  • 7
    Humanity is parasitical vermin. Nothing more... The ONLY difference between us and all the others we hate is that WE THINK we're smarter.

    But no worries. "Mom" will shake us off like fucking fleas when she's goddamned had enough us. Fortunately for her, without a doubt, we'll off ourselves well before that. And things will go back to normal, like the last 4. 5 billion years!

    : D

    Posted 2 months ago | Report
  • 8
    Cry like the Indian chief, bitch!

    Posted 2 months ago | Report
  • 9
    Just had a thought: Maybe the trash was all in the can, but some urban animal, or desperate person (hobo or seeker of something lost) removed the trash

    looking for something of potential value.

    Posted 2 months ago | Report
  • 10
    Did you at least pick up the trash and put it back where it belongs? I'm guessing no.

    Posted 2 months ago | Report
  • 11
    #10 - would you???? Have you EVER????

    Get the fuck OVER yourself!

    >__<

    Posted 2 months ago | Report
  • 12
    #6, LOL

    #9 That's possible, but then I see the decency people show on this site. I'm guessing people show the same sort of decency with their garbage in places outside their home. Anything's possible, I suppose.

    Posted 2 months ago | Report
  • 13
    #12 lololol

    Posted 2 months ago | Report
  • 14
    Lol

    Posted 2 months ago | Report
  • 15
    How come I can't make an LOL with all caps/!!?!?!?! #12 did

    Posted 2 months ago | Report

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