I really need to fuck so bad it hurts
I am 34 years old have a good job makeing decent money so that I can go out and meet girls but for the last 6 years I have not gotten laid. So if any of you hot sexy Salt Lake city, Provo, Orem, Springvile, or Spanishfork ladies out there would like to hook up let me know. I'm 6 ft. tall, dirty blonde, blue eyes, and would love a fling or lasting partner between the ages of 18 to 28. I am so horny and promise to be good to you.Rating:2.00
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Go to craigslist dude... You'll have your penis in something other than your hand in about 15 seconds...
... Even if you look like Peter Griffin.
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This is fucking sad
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Don't they have sheep in SLC?
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Dude, just use your mangina.
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6 years???? wow... Lose some weight or look at craigslist like the first bloke said
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Notice he neglected to mention his huge moobs, cleft palate, and three-strand combover.
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This is not Adult Friend finder A-hole. It's called VENTIBATE.
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#7 - Good of you to point that out!
Mr. Bigbucks up there apparently doesn't know the difference and/or is unwilling to shell out for an ad.
Besides, aren't there any hookers in Utah? Or likely the OP is too cheap for that too. Not to mention SIX years of rejection MAY just be a big clue perhaps???
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Normally I would have deleted a post like this since it's not a vent in any shape or form but I figured you folks might have a bit of fun with him. So far I'm disappointed though. I expected a feeding frenzy by now.
The Admin
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6 years???? Stay away, ladies, because no matter how good he says he will be, he won't last 6 seconds!!!
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Won't last 6 seconds? His nickname is probably ol' leather dick from beating his dick constantly. Probably no feeling in it. However, I'd bet he cums his pants before wippin out the 2 inch grinch.
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Ohhh Admin your getting mean!!!!!!
So op do you have a small dick, third nipple, secretly an psychopath, gay, cross dresser, a clef lip, can't read? What's the deal? Anyone can get laid if their drunk enough
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Even #12...
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If you want laid, what the hell are you doing in Utah??!!
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Wow. This is the definition of loser.
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Go to craigslist dude... You'll have your penis in something other than your hand in about 15 seconds... ... Even if you look like Peter Griffin.
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This is fucking sadPosted 3 months ago | Report
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Don't they have sheep in SLC?Posted 3 months ago | Report
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Dude, just use your mangina.Posted 3 months ago | Report
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6 years???? wow... Lose some weight or look at craigslist like the first bloke saidPosted 3 months ago | Report
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Notice he neglected to mention his huge moobs, cleft palate, and three-strand combover.Posted 3 months ago | Report
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This is not Adult Friend finder A-hole. It's called VENTIBATE.Posted 3 months ago | Report
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#7 - Good of you to point that out! Mr. Bigbucks up there apparently doesn't know the difference and/or is unwilling to shell out for an ad.
Besides, aren't there any hookers in Utah? Or likely the OP is too cheap for that too. Not to mention SIX years of rejection MAY just be a big clue perhaps???
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Normally I would have deleted a post like this since it's not a vent in any shape or form but I figured you folks might have a bit of fun with him. So far I'm disappointed though. I expected a feeding frenzy by now. The Admin
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6 years???? Stay away, ladies, because no matter how good he says he will be, he won't last 6 seconds!!!Posted 3 months ago | Report
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Won't last 6 seconds? His nickname is probably ol' leather dick from beating his dick constantly. Probably no feeling in it. However, I'd bet he cums his pants before wippin out the 2 inch grinch.Posted 3 months ago | Report
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Ohhh Admin your getting mean!!!!!! So op do you have a small dick, third nipple, secretly an psychopath, gay, cross dresser, a clef lip, can't read? What's the deal? Anyone can get laid if their drunk enough
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Even #12...Posted 3 months ago | Report
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If you want laid, what the hell are you doing in Utah??!!Posted 3 months ago | Report
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Wow. This is the definition of loser.Posted 3 months ago | Report
