You don't want to be an astronaut
Every time a child tells me he wants to be an astronaut when he grows up, I call him an idiot who should shut his stupid liar mouth.You don't want to be an astronaut. An astronaut trains for months and then when he gets to space he doesn't even meet any aliens. He just sits in a space ship in the cold, dark void of space while people on earth go skateboarding and eat pizza. You want to be an astronaut, kid? You're retarded.
An astronaut has to eat food out of a tube and go to the bathroom inside of his space suit. If you want to eat everything as a paste and then crap inside your own space pants, be my guest, but you don't want to be an astronaut. Your dreams are stupid and so is your stupid child face.
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Isn't past your bedtime?
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Wow, someone's dreams were stomped on, weren't they?
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I don't think any mortal man can imagine the feeling of looking down on the Earth from space. Seeing it in pictures on TV wouldn't even come close.
But you're right about the bad stuff.
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Jesus.. I bet your kids spend their entire day sitting in a blank room with no stimulation. No dreams or hopes or aspirations, just realism and saying "that's impossible" to anything that comes to mind.
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Bad time at space camp this year?
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Every kid want to be an astronaut or a firefighter or a doctor or a policeman. Think about how many actually do.
None of them say I wanna be a corporate slave, toiling away in a cubicle for seven pathetic dollars an hour for life. But that's what they all become!
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Kids, remember the phrase "Do you want fries with that?"
It will be your life's motto.
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#6. That's because people like the OP shoot kids down.
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You mean realists?
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No. Not realists. Realists aren't real. Is being real telling an aspiring musician he'll never be famous? Or any other dream for that matter. That's not realism, it's doubt. You should google "Ted Talks" (can't post URLS) and then watch the video by Ken Robinson. You'll like it.
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You forgot that astronauts have to shit in a plastic bag.
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Yeah, I bet you say this anonymously on the internet... But if you actually said that to an actual child, parents would be arguing over who was going to shove a foot up your ass first.
If all you can do to get off is ruin the dreams of 5 year olds, it might be time to play in traffic
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Must be messy when an astronaut wanks too...
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Maybe cos every kid that meets you wants to become an Astronought cos they most probably cannot stand being on the same planet as cold people like you
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While amusing, the OP is a shithead.
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Isn't past your bedtime?Posted 3 months ago | Report
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Wow, someone's dreams were stomped on, weren't they?Posted 3 months ago | Report
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I don't think any mortal man can imagine the feeling of looking down on the Earth from space. Seeing it in pictures on TV wouldn't even come close.But you're right about the bad stuff.
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Jesus.. I bet your kids spend their entire day sitting in a blank room with no stimulation. No dreams or hopes or aspirations, just realism and saying "that's impossible" to anything that comes to mind.Posted 3 months ago | Report
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Bad time at space camp this year?Posted 3 months ago | Report
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Every kid want to be an astronaut or a firefighter or a doctor or a policeman. Think about how many actually do. None of them say I wanna be a corporate slave, toiling away in a cubicle for seven pathetic dollars an hour for life. But that's what they all become!
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Kids, remember the phrase "Do you want fries with that?" It will be your life's motto.
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#6. That's because people like the OP shoot kids down.Posted 3 months ago | Report
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You mean realists?Posted 3 months ago | Report
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No. Not realists. Realists aren't real. Is being real telling an aspiring musician he'll never be famous? Or any other dream for that matter. That's not realism, it's doubt. You should google "Ted Talks" (can't post URLS) and then watch the video by Ken Robinson. You'll like it.Posted 3 months ago | Report
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You forgot that astronauts have to shit in a plastic bag.Posted 3 months ago | Report
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Yeah, I bet you say this anonymously on the internet... But if you actually said that to an actual child, parents would be arguing over who was going to shove a foot up your ass first.If all you can do to get off is ruin the dreams of 5 year olds, it might be time to play in traffic
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Must be messy when an astronaut wanks too...Posted 3 months ago | Report
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Maybe cos every kid that meets you wants to become an Astronought cos they most probably cannot stand being on the same planet as cold people like youPosted 3 months ago | Report
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While amusing, the OP is a shithead.Posted 3 months ago | Report
