Thanks for ruining my lunch you asshole
I went out for lunch today. I been cutting after bulking up so it was my one cheat meal for the next fucking month.I started eating my steak, onion rings, chips and huge fuck off sized creamy coffee and within a minute some stinky retarded fucker with his badly behaved kids walked into the restaurant.
The guy sits it the table next to mine with one of his kids screaming an yelling and does nothing. I ask him to do something and he grunts "Aw gee its just a kid".
The other one runs around from table to table stealing all the ketchup bottles and proceeds to squeeze the bottles out all over his fucking burger.
The guy himself stinks so bad the entire restaurant fills up with the smell of shit. I kid you not the owner opened the doors and windows and people walking by in the street were sniffing and gagging.
Thanks for ruining my only enjoyable meal this month. I'm back on chicken and fucking rice now.
You and your two retarded backwards stinking idiot kids wouldn't even make good road kill.
No wonder you three came in on your own without a woman. She probably looked at the three of you one night and shot herself in the head after clawing her own womb out.
I bet your own mother hated you and hopes her grandchildren die in a road accident.
You not only stink, but stink so bad you could live in a sewer and the rats would have you evicted.
Screw you, you smelly, stinking, dirty, cabbage faced flabby never do well.
Rating:5.00
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That sucks buddy... Next time grill steak at your house I guess
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You sound like a fucking woman having cheat meals and not being able to control your damn stomach. Get up off your ass for real.
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Stay out of the Mickey D playground, eat with the big kids.
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Lol!
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I hate trailer trash shit for brains too.
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The fucking manager should have booted them out! I'm with the OP...
Do they put a Johnny-on-the-spot in the middle of a food court and expect people to hold their noses??
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He's a body builder #2, or did you miss that part?
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#3, I don't know what McDonald's you go to but I've never been to one that serves steak.
Do you people even read these vents before you post your drivel?
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I know three body builders and they don't have strict diets like that. It depends on how much you're actually working. Two of the ones I know eat mostly McDonalds for the calories. Also, if he is a body builder, he knows that one steak dinner isn't going to make a fuck of a difference unless it's 2 days before a competition and he's not working out until then.
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What is it with you people. What business is it of yours how he chooses to train or start cutting up for a competition? The point of his vent was that he went out for a nice meal and some unruly kids and some asshole parents fucked it up.
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You fucked it up. That's why we went off topic. Ms. Lippy's car is green.
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My diet is strict because I train for MMA. I've been trying to go up from welterweight to middleweight. hence the bulking and cutting...
Its a passion of mine, what can I say? punching things can really feel good sometimes...
As opposed to being fat and lardy, which gets you punched if you don't train properly.
Hence the odd cheat meal.
I got a fight in a few months and don't want to get creamed... Trust me, lardy and fighting don't go so well together...
and no, I make fuck all money, its not my day job.
But everybody's got to have a hobby, right?
Like the asshole who's hobby seems to be stinking up restaurants.
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Boy, talk about 'roid rage...
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Fuck ms. lippy's car is green? shit i been letting the air out of the black car's tires
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Hahaha then get your shit to go, take it home, and eat it in silence, by yourself. people are ignorant in public, and it will never stop. so take matters into your own hands and make yourself happy. or get up and complain to the manager. stop being such a pussy.
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That sucks buddy... Next time grill steak at your house I guessPosted 3 months ago | Report
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You sound like a fucking woman having cheat meals and not being able to control your damn stomach. Get up off your ass for real.Posted 3 months ago | Report
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Stay out of the Mickey D playground, eat with the big kids.Posted 3 months ago | Report
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Lol!Posted 3 months ago | Report
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I hate trailer trash shit for brains too.Posted 3 months ago | Report
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The fucking manager should have booted them out! I'm with the OP...Do they put a Johnny-on-the-spot in the middle of a food court and expect people to hold their noses??
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He's a body builder #2, or did you miss that part?Posted 3 months ago | Report
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#3, I don't know what McDonald's you go to but I've never been to one that serves steak.Do you people even read these vents before you post your drivel?
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I know three body builders and they don't have strict diets like that. It depends on how much you're actually working. Two of the ones I know eat mostly McDonalds for the calories. Also, if he is a body builder, he knows that one steak dinner isn't going to make a fuck of a difference unless it's 2 days before a competition and he's not working out until then.Posted 3 months ago | Report
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What is it with you people. What business is it of yours how he chooses to train or start cutting up for a competition? The point of his vent was that he went out for a nice meal and some unruly kids and some asshole parents fucked it up.Posted 3 months ago | Report
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You fucked it up. That's why we went off topic. Ms. Lippy's car is green.Posted 3 months ago | Report
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My diet is strict because I train for MMA. I've been trying to go up from welterweight to middleweight. hence the bulking and cutting...Its a passion of mine, what can I say? punching things can really feel good sometimes...
As opposed to being fat and lardy, which gets you punched if you don't train properly.
Hence the odd cheat meal.
I got a fight in a few months and don't want to get creamed... Trust me, lardy and fighting don't go so well together...
and no, I make fuck all money, its not my day job.
But everybody's got to have a hobby, right?
Like the asshole who's hobby seems to be stinking up restaurants.
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Boy, talk about 'roid rage...Posted 3 months ago | Report
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Fuck ms. lippy's car is green? shit i been letting the air out of the black car's tiresPosted 3 months ago | Report
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Hahaha then get your shit to go, take it home, and eat it in silence, by yourself. people are ignorant in public, and it will never stop. so take matters into your own hands and make yourself happy. or get up and complain to the manager. stop being such a pussy.Posted 3 months ago | Report
