I hate people who get in my way when I go for a run
I weave in and out of the fuckers but they always seem to veer towards me expecting me to magically bounce over the top of them or something.190lb man moving at 15 miles an hour!
Get out of the fucking way idiots or get squashed!
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Too bad you can't edit the post. You seem to have left out the part about why YOU'RE so fucking important that everyone's supposed to move for YOU.
Try running in traffic instead, and see if THAT works our for ya'.
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He said he tries to dodge them but they still veer into him, what the hell #1?
And don't tell people to run in the streets, people in my neighborhood do that all the time. They're too good to run on the sidewalk I guess. I want to run them over but I won't because I know I'll end up in jail for it.
Posted 3 months ago | Report
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Yeah stay the fuck out of the street when i see people running in the middle of the fucking traffic lane it makes me want to hit them with my truck door.
Posted 3 months ago | Report
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I also hate peoples fucking dogs that chase me round the fucking park.
All they do is bitch when I kick one of the little fuckers in the bollocks.
Shit am I meant to let some smelly little hairy dog take a chunk out of my ass?
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They are ussually fat people
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Try dyeing your skin black and carrying a handgun. They will move.
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Aaaaaah, Shaaaaaadaaaaap!! Don't like people in your way? Join a gym asshole.
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#6 lmfao!!! Omg that was good. and very true. But me, I just yell "excuse me," and people look up to see me barreling toward them all naked and what not, and they usually move aside without any problems.
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#4: You're supposed to kick the dog in the face really hard! It will never chase a stranger again! As for people running IN the street, it's okay to hit them, just don't kill them. They AREN'T supposed to be there and they KNOW it!
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Too bad you can't edit the post. You seem to have left out the part about why YOU'RE so fucking important that everyone's supposed to move for YOU.Try running in traffic instead, and see if THAT works our for ya'.
Posted 3 months ago | Report
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He said he tries to dodge them but they still veer into him, what the hell #1?And don't tell people to run in the streets, people in my neighborhood do that all the time. They're too good to run on the sidewalk I guess. I want to run them over but I won't because I know I'll end up in jail for it.
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Yeah stay the fuck out of the street when i see people running in the middle of the fucking traffic lane it makes me want to hit them with my truck door.Posted 3 months ago | Report
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I also hate peoples fucking dogs that chase me round the fucking park.All they do is bitch when I kick one of the little fuckers in the bollocks.
Shit am I meant to let some smelly little hairy dog take a chunk out of my ass?
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They are ussually fat peoplePosted 3 months ago | Report
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Try dyeing your skin black and carrying a handgun. They will move.Posted 3 months ago | Report
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Aaaaaah, Shaaaaaadaaaaap!! Don't like people in your way? Join a gym asshole.Posted 3 months ago | Report
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#6 lmfao!!! Omg that was good. and very true. But me, I just yell "excuse me," and people look up to see me barreling toward them all naked and what not, and they usually move aside without any problems.Posted 3 months ago | Report
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#4: You're supposed to kick the dog in the face really hard! It will never chase a stranger again! As for people running IN the street, it's okay to hit them, just don't kill them. They AREN'T supposed to be there and they KNOW it!Posted 3 months ago | Report
